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Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

[Selected]: All categories Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

2006-07-15 12:08:45 · 32 answers · asked by omgoddenownerengorgenzownzownorp 3

2006-07-15 11:43:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

George Dubaya Bush?

Funniest answer gets 10 pts (by community vote)
Everyone else gets 2 pts for trying

2006-07-15 11:30:25 · 15 answers · asked by my brain hurts 5

Which of these do you think is more likely?
the girl I like spontaneously asking me out the next time I see her, or me buying a lottery ticket and winning £ 500? . Also a riddle. If I was born in the year the year of the goat, which would be more likely then? If anyone gets the riddle right i'll give them best answer. Like to hear your opinions on which is more likely anyway too!
Im submitting this twice to broaden the answers, so there are two chances for best answer. You will have to quess which category it's in though!

2006-07-15 11:23:33 · 4 answers · asked by mattb77 3

2006-07-15 11:19:04 · 13 answers · asked by efhire 2

hum chhod chale hain mehfil ko yaad aaye kabhi toh mat rona

2006-07-15 11:16:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

"Drop the kids off at the pool"
"Use the Restroom"
"Drain the Main Vane"

I need some more

2006-07-15 11:14:46 · 26 answers · asked by true_talon_113 2

I bought a racehorse and called it Fly. Now I can say, Look, watch my horse Fly.

2006-07-15 11:10:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

If you can answer all these qustions right first you win the super speed bouns round!(and 10 points) Ready Set Go

1)you find yourself in a car with a brick. how do you get out?


2)if you are in a race and you pass the dude or dudette in second place what place are you in


3)if a plane crashes on the border of Mexico and the US where do you burry the suvivers

4)how many grapes grow on a grape tree

2006-07-15 11:07:54 · 12 answers · asked by Phil 3

i want to know

2006-07-15 10:42:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2

Teacher to pupil 1. Why are you late?
Pupil 1 I was in Penny Lane
Teacher to pupil 2 You're late too. I suppose you've been in Penny Lane?
pupil 2 No, I am Penny Lane.

2006-07-15 10:35:53 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-15 10:31:26 · 30 answers · asked by pa1mcd 4

2006-07-15 09:43:25 · 17 answers · asked by Striker 5

oLr

elteltelteltelt
elteltelteltelt
elteltelteltelt

already been asked but wasnt solved
hint-someone famous

2006-07-15 09:33:17 · 11 answers · asked by corinna g 3

2006-07-15 09:28:59 · 14 answers · asked by mandy 1

2006-07-15 09:14:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

there is a blond talking to a Russian and an American and the Russian say we were the firstto orbit the moon and the american says so what we were the first to go on the moon and the blond says so what we are going to tbe the first on the sun and the russian says you cant just go on the sun you will burn up and the blond says duu were not stupid you know were going at night...

2006-07-15 09:11:26 · 11 answers · asked by swimfishy 1

Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure, son. What's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me “Tony Blair.” Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her “Gordon Brown.” We take care of your needs, so we'll call you “the People.” We'll call the maid “the Working Class,” and your baby brother we can call “the Future.” Do you understand, son?
Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.

That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.
Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?
Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of ****.

2006-07-15 08:59:36 · 3 answers · asked by me4u769 1

blonde girl comes home from school says to her mum we were learning to count to 10 today and i was the only one that could go as far as 9 is that because im blonde mun say no luv next she comes home we were learning the alphabet today mum i was the only one that could get as far as p. is that because im blonde, mum say no luv next day she comes home and said we were learning about the human body today they told me i was a 36dd is that because im blonde mum say no luv thats because your 28 yrs old luv

2006-07-15 08:43:57 · 17 answers · asked by me4u769 1

2006-07-15 08:10:49 · 16 answers · asked by eaggomez 1

its not what you think...
hint: they didn't say no...

2006-07-15 08:07:08 · 9 answers · asked by POR-FRY-CHICKEN 3

2006-07-15 07:51:06 · 9 answers · asked by rockrapunzel 1

2006-07-15 07:50:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-15 07:49:11 · 13 answers · asked by rockrapunzel 1

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic Churches than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed. Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all of their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting, and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in. This is done my the Chip Monks. ;)

2006-07-15 07:36:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Any food you can think theres one i am thinking of...........got. Thanks to that girl that gave me the idea! You can guess as many as you want the first person who guess it gets it!

2006-07-15 07:31:37 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-15 07:29:24 · 9 answers · asked by rockrapunzel 1

2006-07-15 07:19:29 · 18 answers · asked by shakasista14 1

just a random thought from my twisted mind, hehe

2006-07-15 07:08:52 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous

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