2006-07-15 11:43:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i "cant control my self"
so i got married
2006-07-15 11:52:46 · answer #1 · answered by ► Gavilan ◄ 5 · 9⤊ 5⤋
I saw this t-shirt on a cool and buff older guy.with a white ponytail who was walking in Venice, CA. The shirt said, "The older I get, the better I was!"
Wish I knew where to get one.
The one I'd have printed, "Everybody's the same age. Just at different times."
2006-07-15 19:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoof Arted
2006-07-15 18:59:56 · answer #3 · answered by misskitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Let go of my ears, I know what the freak* I am doing!" On a girls tank top regular on front & upside down on the back! I'm gonna sell them on Evilbay
Or "I wasn't looking for wisdom from a T-shirt I was checking out your toots!*"
*Edited for YA
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-07-15 18:53:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would put "I hate t-shirts with messages on them".
2006-07-15 21:27:21 · answer #5 · answered by candace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what happens when you mix a black shirt and bleach.
2006-07-15 18:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by baller24boy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must be this tall to ride
2006-07-15 19:46:11 · answer #7 · answered by eric J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back the f*** off
2006-07-15 19:56:27 · answer #8 · answered by aLiSsA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Somedays, its just not worth chewing through the restraints"
2006-07-15 18:55:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you are reading this shirt then you are gay
2006-07-15 19:11:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can pick your friends
You can pick your nose...but
You CAN'T pick your friends nose
2006-07-15 20:28:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋