want to hear the funniest of all dumb blond jokes?

Question

there is a blond talking to a Russian and an American and the Russian say we were the firstto orbit the moon and the american says so what we were the first to go on the moon and the blond says so what we are going to tbe the first on the sun and the russian says you cant just go on the sun you will burn up and the blond says duu were not stupid you know were going at night...

Answer 1

Blonde Rectum Stretcher (Priceless)

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a blonde passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

Well," the blonde said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot anal openig?" he asked. - Edited for answers

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket                               $95.00
Court Costs.                                  $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face...............  PRICELESS

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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Answer 2

hahah funny

a blond cane to an electronic store she goes up to a clerk and says i want to buy that tv. the clerk says no because your blond. she goes home and dies it red. the next day she did the same thing. the clerk said no brcause your blond. she goes home and dies her hair so she looks like a brunette now. she goes to the electronic store and askes the clerk again and he says no because you're a blond. the blond (now brunette) says how did you know i was blond?. the clerk says because thats not a tv, its a toaster.

Answer 3

HAAA, that's a good one! Never hear it before either.

Answer 4

i've heard something like that before, funny!

Answer 5

don,t you just luv those blondes

Answer 6

cute

Answer 7

doooooohhhh

Answer 8

ha ha ha ha pretty good, i like it.

Answer 9

pretty good, pretty good

Answer 10

omg!!!! that was so funny!!!!