Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

Where is Waldo??

2006-07-15 07:02:34 · 35 answers · asked by KITZYA R 3

2006-07-15 06:50:36 · 16 answers · asked by Brett R 1

alright there is a guy hanging in the middle of the room absolutely no furniture and its on the 10th floor and the window is closed and its raining there also a puddle on the floor and door is locked how did he die

2006-07-15 06:44:54 · 16 answers · asked by PSYCHO 2

2006-07-15 06:14:27 · 12 answers · asked by spongeboob 2

A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"

"Not really," the blonde replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train."

"Poor dear," Mom said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?"

"I couldn't," she replied, "there was no one there."

2006-07-15 06:08:14 · 15 answers · asked by pebbles26981 4

:)

2006-07-15 05:59:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-15 05:58:17 · 11 answers · asked by Isabel 2

good morning everyone :)

2006-07-15 05:56:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

If a tree fell in the woods, and landed on George Bush, and no-one was around to hear it. Would he make a sound???

2006-07-15 05:37:23 · 11 answers · asked by jmdavis333 5

whats your funniest joke?

2006-07-15 05:33:33 · 13 answers · asked by watermeloniegirl 2

also tell me which place it is in. it can be in india or abroad.

2006-07-15 05:22:59 · 1 answers · asked by ABINAYA B 1

Here's mine, but I can't take credit, a friend told me this one:

Confusious say "Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger".

2006-07-15 05:12:44 · 12 answers · asked by CJP 3

Ate a pickle and pooped it out without digesting it, and fedit to your dog and it ate you cat and the cat ate the pickle and your doog went doodie in you cereal and you ate it and then you ate a whole pig would the pig eat the pickle????

2006-07-15 04:55:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

what gets wetter the more it dries?????

2006-07-15 04:54:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

This is assuming the cat eats the mouse(rat) outside, and the cat stays outside. The mouse is inside, the cat that is, and it is outside, its container, the cat's innards, is outside.

2006-07-15 04:46:16 · 7 answers · asked by Ryan B 2

2006-07-15 04:35:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-15 04:30:55 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

Please give something funny.

2006-07-15 04:30:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

someone came up to me the other day and said(can you help me out) i said (wich way did you come in) i thaught it was funny

2006-07-15 04:24:17 · 6 answers · asked by sassy 1

2006-07-15 04:14:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-15 04:13:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

It's right after the flood and Noa is about to let all the animals off the arc. Before he does, his wife comes over and says "This arc contains all the animals in the world! When we got off the arc, we'll have to make sure not to hunt them until they have some more children."
"Mmmm," Noa says "Your right. But it won't be fun going without meat until these animals reproduce. I'll have to tell them to have children faster."
So Noa opens the arc and says to all the animals "God has saved you from this great flood! All he asks you to do now is multiply and fill the corners of the earth! And be quick about! My family is getting hungry!"
All the animals rush off into the woods to start mulitiplying. But then Noa looks off the distance and finds a boy snake and a girl snake crying. "Why are you crying?" Noa asks the snakes "You should be out in the woods multiplying!"
"We're real sorry Moses," says the girl snake "but we can't multiply..

2006-07-15 03:57:56 · 23 answers · asked by jllmmjj 2

2006-07-15 03:24:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

A blonde is standing at The Gates Of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.

She says to St. Peter, "What's going on?"

He says, "That's the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings, and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos."

She says, "Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I'd rather go to Hell."

St. Peter says,"In Hell, you'll be constantly raped and sodomized."

She says, "That's okay. I've already got holes for that."

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-15 03:17:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

the lastest poll...conserning the immigration...

20 percent armericans said it was a problem.
and the other 80 percent..said......no hablo ingles

rofl

2006-07-15 02:58:09 · 6 answers · asked by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2

Yell me the meaningful english sentence upto 10 words, which will have all 26 alphabates from a to z. JUst try if u have sentence of more than 23 alphabates.

2006-07-15 02:43:16 · 12 answers · asked by ? 1

a light bulb? (Hint: the answer is identical)

2006-07-15 02:36:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

what word gets shorter when u add 2 letters to it?

2006-07-15 02:34:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

A: When they come they're wild and wet, but after lots of blowing they go, and they take your house and car with them.

2006-07-15 02:34:06 · 19 answers · asked by KS 1

2006-07-15 02:30:16 · 8 answers · asked by ccrraazzyy 1