A blonde is standing at The Gates Of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.
She says to St. Peter, "What's going on?"
He says, "That's the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings, and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos."
She says, "Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I'd rather go to Hell."
St. Peter says,"In Hell, you'll be constantly raped and sodomized."
She says, "That's okay. I've already got holes for that."
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2006-07-15 03:17:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From, Willys Jokes archives! Hope I spelled it write?
2006-07-15 03:18:23 · update #1
That is excellent. It is a little offensive to my faith but it's good enough that I don't care.
2006-07-15 03:19:59 · answer #1 · answered by star29 4 · 18⤊ 4⤋
I thought I'd heard most jokes but this is a 'first' for me. No doubt, gotta be 10 out of 10!
2006-07-15 10:28:25 · answer #2 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
now laugh at mine
A blonde walks into an electronics store and says, "I'd like to buy that
tv please." The salesperson replies, "I'm sorry. We don't sell to
blondes here."
The blonde goes home and dyes her hair brown, and a few days later
returns to the store, again asking to buy the tv. "I told you, we don't
sell to blondes, miss. Please go home!" the salesperson tells her.
The blonde goes home, shaves her head and puts on a baseball cap.
In a few days she asks once again to buy the tv. "We just don't sell to
blondes here! Please, give up! Go home!" the salesperson exclaims. "I
dyed my hair, you still knew I was blonde. I shaved my head and wore a
hat, you still knew I was blonde! How do you know?" she cries,
exasperated. The salesperson points to the item she wants. "Well, first
of all, that's a microwave..."
2006-07-15 10:48:54 · answer #3 · answered by ●•he•● 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got a joke opk little red ridin hood was walkin down the street then the wolf said suck me then little red ridin hood said dont change the subject you better eat me
2006-07-15 10:27:03 · answer #4 · answered by shawty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll still get smacked around for that (Boy, that was a TERRIBLE joke. Got any more?)
2006-07-15 10:19:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hate the jokes with blondes....
2006-07-15 10:22:15 · answer #6 · answered by Gabitzuu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can say I haven't heard that one before.
2006-07-15 10:21:52 · answer #7 · answered by T Time 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good one
2006-07-15 10:30:14 · answer #8 · answered by nitekitty3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, very funny. A hole in one that is.
2006-07-15 10:20:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
for crying out loud people!! it was a joke, and damn funny...lmao...good one
2006-07-15 10:28:54 · answer #10 · answered by mackctm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh
very nice!
2006-07-15 10:22:56 · answer #11 · answered by JediKnut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋