A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"
"Not really," the blonde replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train."
"Poor dear," Mom said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?"
"I couldn't," she replied, "there was no one there."
2006-07-15 06:08:14 · 15 answers · asked by pebbles26981 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well at least you made me smile lol, the answers to your question and other jokes were good too, keep it up you lot,
xxx
2006-07-15 14:58:05 · answer #1 · answered by angie124 2 · 17⤊ 3⤋
Great joke. Have you heard this one?
Two foreign tourists are driving up to Warwick to see the castle there and on the way they argue on how to pronounce the name of the town.
'It's War-Wick' says the first tourist. 'No' says the second one, 'it is pronounced Warrick'.
After arguing for a while they decide to go into the first place they see open in Warwick and ask a local person how to say the name of this town.
They eventually arrive in Warwick and stop at the first place open. Behind the counter is a young blond and they tell her about their argument that they did not know the right way to say the name of this place and could she help.
'Certainly' the blond replies, and very slowly, so that they could understand her, she said 'this place is called MacDonalds'
2006-07-15 13:45:03 · answer #2 · answered by blondie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol very funny. I've got another:
A blond tripped over the cord on a cordless fone. Not as funny as yours but anyway...
2006-07-15 13:14:09 · answer #3 · answered by comostreet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOW DO U MAKE A BLOND LOUGH ON A TUESDAY?
TELL THE JOKE ON FRIDAY
I SUGGEST U DO NOT CHOOSE A BEST ANSWER UNTIL WEDNESDAY DUE TO THIS
2006-07-15 18:34:18 · answer #4 · answered by Eligh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o ha ha blonde jokes are wierd especially to blonde peeps like me
2006-07-15 13:11:54 · answer #5 · answered by whetherwoman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it took me about a min 2 get it and im not blonde.
2006-07-15 13:56:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHECK THIS ONE OUT:
This blonde dyes her hair black and goes to this store.
She says to the cashier, " I want that TV up there. "
The cashier says, " We don't sell tv's to blondes. "
Frustrated the blonde goes and dyes her hair red and goes back to the store and says to the cashier, " I want that TV up there. "
Again the cashier says, " We don't sell tv's to blondes. "
Flustered the blonde goes and dies her hair brown and goes back to the store and says to the cashier, " I want that TV up there. "
The cashier sighs and says, " Sorry ma'am, we don't sell tv's to blondes. "
The blonde snaps, " How did you know I'm a blonde? "
The cashier chuckles and says, " Because that tv up there is a microwave. "
2006-07-15 13:33:36 · answer #7 · answered by Diunys B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke, here's one for you: two blondes go to disneyland, as they get near they see a signpost saying Disneyland: left. so they go home.
2006-07-16 14:11:46 · answer #8 · answered by tainted_flava 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was good. i love blonde jokes and i'm a blonde.
2006-07-15 13:25:14 · answer #9 · answered by cRaZeEcHiCa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard so many better ones, this one is only mildly funny. Did you make it up? is so, good job.
2006-07-15 13:42:47 · answer #10 · answered by k10sbride 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol :) (nothing against blondes, of course)
2006-07-15 16:19:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋