It's right after the flood and Noa is about to let all the animals off the arc. Before he does, his wife comes over and says "This arc contains all the animals in the world! When we got off the arc, we'll have to make sure not to hunt them until they have some more children."
"Mmmm," Noa says "Your right. But it won't be fun going without meat until these animals reproduce. I'll have to tell them to have children faster."
So Noa opens the arc and says to all the animals "God has saved you from this great flood! All he asks you to do now is multiply and fill the corners of the earth! And be quick about! My family is getting hungry!"
All the animals rush off into the woods to start mulitiplying. But then Noa looks off the distance and finds a boy snake and a girl snake crying. "Why are you crying?" Noa asks the snakes "You should be out in the woods multiplying!"
"We're real sorry Moses," says the girl snake "but we can't multiply..
2006-07-15 03:57:56 · 23 answers · asked by jllmmjj 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"where adders" is the end
2006-07-24 08:11:22 · update #1
we believe by the god. we both are blood related brother and sister
and our parents are busy and not caring us.
2006-07-15 04:49:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
once you circulate to preechers they're going to inform you distinctive tale becouse all of them dont understand the genuine tale the clarification? bible have been corrupted via human palms basically after Jesus left this worldwide (while he raised up alive) now there is an exceedingly final testomony wich won't have the ability to be incorrect becouse GOD reported i visit guard this very final revelation the spectacular Quraan we could continuously study it as quickly as its straightforward and in straightforward terms e book beside a hundred,s of bible or the different religious books in the worldwide its my challenge no you will teach it incorrect it make sence it provide,s way of life suited handbook for humanity genuine notice of GOD
2016-10-07 22:57:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke. But what is Moses suddenly doing in the story?
2006-07-15 04:12:44 · answer #3 · answered by TOO HOT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two points:
First, the joke can be completed with, "we only know how to add".
Second, if the joke had been funny, why can't a priest have a sense of humor???
2006-07-15 04:03:34 · answer #4 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hes a Priest?
2006-07-23 15:27:52 · answer #5 · answered by Binky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did he end the joke there? Then he's a buffoon. The last line is:
"we're adders"
2006-07-15 04:00:29 · answer #6 · answered by Ogelthorpe13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
Also, why is the snake replying to "Moses"? Where's Noah?
Explain the end for me.
2006-07-15 04:01:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it wats the end of the joke?
2006-07-15 04:02:48 · answer #8 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No comment
2006-07-15 04:00:12 · answer #9 · answered by Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they're adders, right?
2006-07-15 04:01:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋