Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

2006-07-14 18:05:37 · 15 answers · asked by Fasha 2

nerpmhoi

2006-07-14 18:03:02 · 6 answers · asked by internet_mack 2

your shadow.

2006-07-14 17:51:32 · 10 answers · asked by what is the good word? 4

Who ever anwsers it right i'll vote the anwser as a best anwser.

2006-07-14 17:50:09 · 14 answers · asked by mike 2

im bored!!! ohh and the best gets 10 points!!!

2006-07-14 17:48:50 · 23 answers · asked by ניקול 4

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, I'll have a shave and a shoe shine. The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room. She replied, I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.
The cowboy said, Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference. She said, You tell him. He is the one shaving you.

2006-07-14 17:44:59 · 51 answers · asked by Pd 6

The best joke wins!

2006-07-14 17:30:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-14 17:27:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Ya and while I am at it, is it just me or is the "Muffin Man" a little creepy?

2006-07-14 17:25:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Getting fingered by Captain Hook.


was that funny?

2006-07-14 17:19:32 · 9 answers · asked by Arts 6

One day,you woke up in a place you haven't seen before.There,you saw three rooms,all bring you to the exit.But,on those rooms,there were notes.It said 1:room is filled with poison gas 2: room has more than 15 lions that havent eaten for 5 years and are waiting to eat 3:room is filled with snipers that would kill anyone who steps in.You have no other choice,but to choose one of the three.Which room would be the way that could get you out without being harmed?

2006-07-14 17:14:53 · 17 answers · asked by sarai b 2

2006-07-14 17:11:23 · 11 answers · asked by joegossum 4

One day, this teacher asked her class, Children, can any one tell me what they would like to have when they grow up?
Little Susan puts up her hand and replies, Teacher, when I grow older all I want is four animals.
Teacher asks, Is that so?, and what four animals would they be?
Susan replied, A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in my bed and an a$s to pay for it all.

2006-07-14 17:09:04 · 24 answers · asked by Pd 6

There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.

So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. "But," he said to the salesperson, "I would like my car personalized. Would it be
possible to have the "Z" replaced with an "S"?" The dealer said yes, and it was done.

And, as the snail raced around the city in his brand new car, everyone would see, "Wow, look at that S-car-go."

2006-07-14 17:01:29 · 12 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, sorry, we dont serve ducks here, the duck said thats OK, I want a tequila anyways.

2006-07-14 16:55:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

:) good evening everyone :)

2006-07-14 16:54:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Just wondering ?

2006-07-14 16:51:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

I say whenever.

2006-07-14 16:50:59 · 8 answers · asked by Lone Gunmin 2

here's the riddle: what word starts with an "E" but only has one letter in it?

2006-07-14 16:46:18 · 11 answers · asked by sarai b 2

Willys cynical thought for the day;

Many of you who rely on body language need to improve your freaking vocabulary!

BTW Who came up with the siggy other thing? That rubs me the wrong way!

SIGNS YOU SHOULD BREAK UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND:

1. He always scratches his crotch and says, "Damn! When is this gonna clear up?"
2. He could use a contact lens as a condom.
3. Taking you out to eat means firing up the grill.
4. Every time you want to spoon, he wants to fork.
5. He refers to your little brother as a "real cutie."

And while we're at it, here's . . .

SIGNS YOU SHOULD BREAK UP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND:

1. She carries around Bride magazine and a highlighter.
2. She thinks an anniversary occurs once a month.
3. Her lucky numbers are your pin number.
4. Your friends know her by her porn name.
5. She just can't stand the taste of "it."

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-14 16:39:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

What happened to the day You have 52 weeks in a year times 7 days you only get 364 days what happened and when you have leap year you miss two days

2006-07-14 16:36:06 · 10 answers · asked by Duane B 1

Lady,why were you swervin from one side of the highway to the other?

2006-07-14 16:30:39 · 4 answers · asked by ? 5

Here's the riddle: Denise walks into her living room to find her roommate Charlotte lying on the floor, surrounded by broken glass and water. How did Charlotte get there?

2006-07-14 16:25:35 · 19 answers · asked by abby0619 3

seriously... i never no the answer to this...

2006-07-14 16:17:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Then what is the symbol of true love?

No cheating iamigloo. :)

2006-07-14 16:12:51 · 13 answers · asked by Purplgirl 5

Alright, there was this guy who was walking on the beach, and he stubs his toe on something. The guy looks down and picks up a bottle, and dusts it off, and all of a sudden a djinni pops out and says ok you have one wish what'll it be and the guy says what happened to the three. the djinni says inflation, now make it snappy. so the guy says well i've always wanted to go to hawai but i'm terribly afraid of the ocean so i can never go. will you build a bridge so i can cross it. and the djinni says theres gotta be something you want other than to go to hawai. anf then the guy says wellll. i've always wanted to understand women. then the djinni says 2 lane or 4 lane.







if you didn't get that its because building the bridge was less work than understanding women.
lol

2006-07-14 16:08:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-14 16:00:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

None

2006-07-14 15:58:49 · 13 answers · asked by Little Wifey 5

and the pilsbury dough boy??






















































































A red Headed ***** with a yeast infection.

2006-07-14 15:57:18 · 6 answers · asked by Little Wifey 5

2006-07-14 15:57:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous