How to know when to break up with your significant other?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the day;

Many of you who rely on body language need to improve your freaking vocabulary!

BTW Who came up with the siggy other thing? That rubs me the wrong way!

SIGNS YOU SHOULD BREAK UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND:

1. He always scratches his crotch and says, "Damn! When is this gonna clear up?"
2. He could use a contact lens as a condom.
3. Taking you out to eat means firing up the grill.
4. Every time you want to spoon, he wants to fork.
5. He refers to your little brother as a "real cutie."

And while we're at it, here's . . .

SIGNS YOU SHOULD BREAK UP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND:

1. She carries around Bride magazine and a highlighter.
2. She thinks an anniversary occurs once a month.
3. Her lucky numbers are your pin number.
4. Your friends know her by her porn name.
5. She just can't stand the taste of "it."

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From; WILLYS JOKES 7/14/06 Comments made in the year 1955:

Answer 1

Ha!! I especially like #4 on the both lists!

Answer 2

Don't know about the reasons but I like your Tattoo

Answer 3

when you have just got into the shower and she comes in and takes a stinking sh*t!

Answer 4

THAT IS HILARIOUS---THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!!

Answer 5

lol

Answer 6

priceless!!

Answer 7

lol !!