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One day, this teacher asked her class, Children, can any one tell me what they would like to have when they grow up?
Little Susan puts up her hand and replies, Teacher, when I grow older all I want is four animals.
Teacher asks, Is that so?, and what four animals would they be?
Susan replied, A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in my bed and an a$s to pay for it all.

2006-07-14 17:09:04 · 24 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

the moral of the story for the man is be a mink, a jaguar, or a tiger... but don't be an @ss hehe

2006-07-14 17:12:28 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 2 0

Too bad she ended up with a monkey on her back, a pinto in the garage, a jackrabbit in her bed, and a dog who stole all her money.

2006-07-15 00:18:48 · answer #2 · answered by Hulkerino 4 · 0 0

Great one! 11/10


Here's my favorite:

One day, this teacher asked her class, Children, can any one tell me what they would like to have when they grow up?
Tina says, "I'll be a doctor."
John says, "I'll be an Engineer."
Brian says, "I'll be a Lawyer."
Susan says, "I'll be a good mom!"
I said, "I will help Susan there!"

2006-07-15 03:52:18 · answer #3 · answered by LiN 6 · 0 0

Well to her and all little princess' who desire to have such material things I hope they acquire the skills and abilities it takes to possess these things...if you're looking for a man to give you all of this just be ready to pay a high price for such gifts. All jokes aside.

2006-07-27 21:45:10 · answer #4 · answered by Airam 2 · 0 0

Hai Pd, good mrning to ya too ! Hey, there's a rumor that u take leave sometimes to go on a world trip to find jokes...is that true? ...lol ! just kidding...welcome back ! 9/10 !!!

2006-07-15 14:44:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sounds just like the gold digger type woman

2006-07-27 05:52:54 · answer #6 · answered by quikzip7 6 · 0 0

There are plenty of those out there that think they should pay for it all, it's a control freak.

2006-07-15 00:17:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good One.... Smart girl.

2006-07-26 03:42:24 · answer #8 · answered by rahul 1 · 0 0

I agree with imaigloo. I also think she (Susan) could use a "swallow". nyuk nyuk nyuk.

2006-07-15 00:26:10 · answer #9 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0 0

ha ha ha

2006-07-26 05:03:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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