The best joke wins!
2006-07-14 17:30:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if bin Laden is still alive', bin Laden decides to send George W. a letter in his own writing to let him know that he is still in the game.
Bush opens the letter and sees only a coded message: "370HSSV-0773H". He can't figure it out, so he asks Karl Rove.
Rove suggests that the head of the CIA would certainly understand code, so Bush sends it to George Tenet. Tenet, however, can't figure it out, either. He suggests, "How about Condi? She has a doctorate, that means she's smart."
But Dr. Rice is baffled, too. As Bush is pondering the mysterious message lying on the desk before him, Colin Powell enters the Oval Office. When he sees the paper and reads what is written on it, he asks, "Sir, where did that come from?"
Bush replies testily, "Supposedly it's a message from Osama bin Laden. But what the hell does '370HSSV-0773H' mean?"
Powell clears his throat and replies, "Mr. President, I think you've been looking at the message upside down."
2006-07-15 03:00:01 · answer #1 · answered by gurcharand 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning.
He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face.
Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.
Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld,
"Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"
2006-07-15 00:32:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two guys go duck hunting for the first time - are there for 3 hours and haven't gotten 1 duck !! The first guy says ' I can't believe we've been here for 3 hours and no ducks ! What do you think we should do ? ' The second guy thinks for a minute and says ' Maybe we should throw the DOG higher !! '
2006-07-15 00:36:27 · answer #3 · answered by retepsumdac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Shrink
A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In
fact, She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?"
"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"
2006-07-15 01:27:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I take points first then tell joke
2006-07-15 00:32:12 · answer #5 · answered by Azul 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Hobos:
First hobo says to the second hobo, "You won't believe what happened to me today, I was walking down the railroad tracks and I found a woman who was tied down. I untied her and I took her into the woods and I had sex with her for hours!"
The second hobo, "WOW, that must have been great, did she give you a *******, too?"
The first hobo, "Naaaaa, I never did find her head!"
2006-07-15 00:46:21 · answer #6 · answered by andreahud 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, i miss 3 tv shows. hahaha (It's just a joke)
here is another one
You have to know what lent is in religion to get this joke....but it is funny.
okay,,, this guy would go into a bar every Friday and have order 3 shots (drinks). He would drink them all one after the other. One day the bartender got curious and asked "Hey, every Friday you come in here and order 3 drinks- how come?" ....The man says " Well, I come from (''you fill in a country") and I miss my father and my brother, we use to go out for drinks every Friday. So every Friday I have (1) drink for my father, (1) drink for my brother and (1) drink for me." ""Oh" said the bartender.. Time passed and one day the man order only 2 drinks. "Only two drinks?" asked the bartender. "Yeah, 2 drinks" said the man and went and sat in his usual seat. .....(poor guy thought the bartender...one of his family members must have died) ...two Fridays past and the bartender decided to ask: "So, which one died, your father or your brother?"...."No one died -why do you ask?" ......The bartender says "Well, now you only order 2 drinks- so I thought someone died.'......."NO NO, said the man (1) drink is for my father and (1) drink is for my brother......I GAVE UP DRINKING FOR LENT!".........ha ha ha ha ha!..................have know others but this one came to mind!
2006-07-15 00:39:08 · answer #7 · answered by Shyne_06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry if you support bush but...
Bush is stuck on an island, and is granted two wishes. So first, he wishes to go back to the white house. Poof! He's there. For his second wish, he wished that his people were happy. Poof! He's back to the island.
lol hope u get it
2006-07-16 15:42:41 · answer #8 · answered by M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick up line:
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
2006-07-15 02:25:50 · answer #9 · answered by nd_golden_domer05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the man put a rabbit on his head?
2006-07-15 01:19:47 · answer #10 · answered by mike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋