Alright, there was this guy who was walking on the beach, and he stubs his toe on something. The guy looks down and picks up a bottle, and dusts it off, and all of a sudden a djinni pops out and says ok you have one wish what'll it be and the guy says what happened to the three. the djinni says inflation, now make it snappy. so the guy says well i've always wanted to go to hawai but i'm terribly afraid of the ocean so i can never go. will you build a bridge so i can cross it. and the djinni says theres gotta be something you want other than to go to hawai. anf then the guy says wellll. i've always wanted to understand women. then the djinni says 2 lane or 4 lane.
if you didn't get that its because building the bridge was less work than understanding women.
lol
2006-07-14 16:08:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol ! not jk.. thanks for the laughs ^^ 2 thumbs up for the joke :)
2006-07-14 16:13:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I heard one like that.
Prince Charles (the real one, from Wales) found a magic lamp, of course rubbed it, and a jeannie popped out. The jeannie asks him what the heck he wants (yeah, he only gets one one wish too...Brits are stingy) and Prince Charles says, "Well, I used to have this wife, and everyone loved her so much and she was so beautiful. But she died in a terrible accident. Now, I'm married to this woman named to Camilla. Everyone just HATES her, so do you think you could bring my first wife back to life so that I wouldn't have this problem anymore?"
The jeannie says, "No, I really can't bring people back to life. Got anything else you want?"
Prince Charles thinks, and then asks, "OK, could you make Camilla look more like Diana, so that maybe people would love her too?"
The jeannie thinks and then replies, "Let's talk some more about that first wife of yours..."
2006-07-15 00:00:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no he says lane 2 or 4 because the genie is saying .. its impossible to understand women....rofl but i liked it.... good one
2006-07-14 23:15:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thaks for the 2 pts.
2006-07-14 23:18:27 · answer #4 · answered by sidekickLX! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I understood it, I just didn't find it funny.
2006-07-14 23:46:13 · answer #5 · answered by Princess Gemini 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajaja that is very true
2006-07-14 23:16:13 · answer #6 · answered by Isabel P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not funny
2006-07-14 23:52:18 · answer #7 · answered by sarai b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2006-07-14 23:29:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
naw i don't get it
2006-07-14 23:13:26 · answer #9 · answered by lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no no no
2006-07-14 23:44:20 · answer #10 · answered by Neha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋