A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, sorry, we dont serve ducks here, the duck said thats OK, I want a tequila anyways.
2006-07-14 16:55:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol ! mixed drinks! lolz thx for sharing:)
2006-07-14 17:18:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like the Duck got an Identity crisis. LOL!
2006-07-15 00:00:04 · answer #2 · answered by shclapitz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one: A mushroom walks into a bar, and the bartender says "hey, we don't serve you mushrooms around here!" The mushroom replies, "why not? I'm a fun-gi!"
2006-07-15 00:01:25 · answer #3 · answered by shoemanshoe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or the bartender says "no drinks for you. You have no money" and the duck says "Well you can put it on my bill"
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2006-07-14 23:59:10 · answer #4 · answered by toostupid 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama walked into a bar,
The bartender said "We don't serve white trash trailer park crack whores here",
Your mama said "O.K."
Then she left.
2006-07-15 00:23:20 · answer #5 · answered by Lone Gunmin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!ha!ha! that's good. Never heard of that joke before!! that's funny!
2006-07-14 23:58:32 · answer #6 · answered by Crappy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-07-14 23:58:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not a funny joke
2006-07-14 23:57:26 · answer #8 · answered by Seerah327 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny
2006-07-14 23:57:48 · answer #9 · answered by oOtanglordOo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
any self-respecting duck drinks "GREY GOOSE", ya big ninny!
2006-07-15 00:02:55 · answer #10 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HUH? it sounds kind of funny.
2006-07-14 23:58:33 · answer #11 · answered by PeppermintPandora<3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋