A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, I'll have a shave and a shoe shine. The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room. She replied, I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.
The cowboy said, Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference. She said, You tell him. He is the one shaving you.
2006-07-14 17:44:59 · 51 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good.
2006-07-14 17:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by John Z 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-07-28 01:51:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1 to 10
10 being the highest
A 8
2006-07-23 15:27:01 · answer #3 · answered by Binky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-07-25 13:15:35 · answer #4 · answered by lhee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10
2006-07-14 17:46:09 · answer #5 · answered by housefullofboys3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok about a 3 , Cowboy's wear BOOTS not Shoes, change that and it moves up to a 5
2006-07-28 04:27:16 · answer #6 · answered by CrzyCowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny and it almost makes me want to say have my two points earned, but remember i said almost, but really that was funny and had me rollin on the floor. If that ever happend to someone in real life while im standing around i would die from laughter thinking of this and the guy, who probably gets cut. Imma rate this joke a 10/10.
2006-07-28 07:01:10 · answer #7 · answered by Tasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
65
2006-07-28 03:26:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Crap....LMFAO!!!! He'll Be Soooo Sorry. That Was Definitely A 10+ Joke!!!
2006-07-28 15:47:23 · answer #9 · answered by XXSEXY66XX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny. =>3
2006-07-14 17:45:48 · answer #10 · answered by I Have The Answer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Bad... But good Also... It prefers a Guy Struggling for S E X
2006-07-25 20:40:42 · answer #11 · answered by rahul 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋