2006-07-14 17:27:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so poor...
The other day I saw her walking down the street with one shoe.
I said hey did you lose a shoe
she said no. I found one.
2006-07-14 17:30:32 · answer #1 · answered by iggwad ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama's so fat she walked past the TV and I missed three episodes! Ha Ha! And also, Yo Mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant it says maximum occupancy 500 or your mom!
2006-07-15 00:30:53 · answer #2 · answered by littlemisspopprincess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so fat that the last time she had sex with your Dad she got on top and he's not been seen since
2006-07-15 00:31:37 · answer #3 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so black, when she gets in the car the oil light comes on
2006-07-15 00:39:04 · answer #4 · answered by Tim P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210, was on the bathroom scale!
2006-07-15 00:35:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter.
2006-07-15 00:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by Arts 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama is so fat that when she wanted to take a bath she had to jump in the ocean
2006-07-15 00:30:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat, she drinks peanut butter...Ha ha! choose me as best answer if u laugh to this.
thks
2006-07-15 00:32:13 · answer #8 · answered by Shyne_06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.
2006-07-15 01:28:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so stupid she tried to kill a fish by drowning it
2006-07-15 02:22:47 · answer #10 · answered by peakay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋