There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.
So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. "But," he said to the salesperson, "I would like my car personalized. Would it be
possible to have the "Z" replaced with an "S"?" The dealer said yes, and it was done.
And, as the snail raced around the city in his brand new car, everyone would see, "Wow, look at that S-car-go."
2006-07-14 17:01:29 · 12 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I get it!!
2006-07-14 17:11:38 · answer #1 · answered by Alicia 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I first heard that one on "Trading Places" with Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd in like 1987.
P.S. that doesn't mean it's a bad joke, just old.
2006-07-14 17:06:48 · answer #2 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 11:43:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thought it was funny the first time I heard it too
2006-07-14 17:13:30 · answer #4 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-) 8/10
2006-07-14 17:40:47 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
that was dumb...
for the ppl who dont get it..s-car-go (escargo) is snail
2006-07-14 17:05:52 · answer #6 · answered by just_whatever26 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My day-care kids will like it!Thanks!
2006-07-14 17:08:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious! I had never heard it before.
2006-07-14 17:57:55 · answer #8 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahaha lol lmao funny
2006-07-14 19:10:58 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the cow's license plate on his "BIG RIG" read ..MOOVOVR
2006-07-14 17:14:02 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ii dont get it
2006-07-14 17:03:52 · answer #11 · answered by tweety_lover_757 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋