2006-07-15 04:35:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nah. It is a natural thing.
Farting Dog
A man went to pick up his date but he was having some trouble with his flatulence system, in other words he couldn't stop farting.
So when he had to wait for the young woman to get ready for the date he sat on the couch, in the same room as her parents.
He let out just a little fart, just when the dog hopped onto the couch with him, and figured that the parents would think it was the dog.
Every time he farted the young girl's parents told the dog to get off the couch. The dog ignored the words of the parents.
He felt pretty safe, with the dog staying next to him, so the man kept going.
Finally he really let a big one rip.
The father looked at the dog and said, "Rover you had better get off the couch before that guy s-h-i-t-s on you!"
2006-07-15 12:04:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok then, lets all blow up instead, lol. Or try this, this is an answer I got to one of the questions I asked, cracked me up. :)
Was it the A$$ Freshener?
Do you suffer from uncontrollable flatulence?
Well then I have the perfect product for you. It's called the A$$ Freshener. I've develped a suppository that reacts with the butyric acid, sulfer and methane that effectively change the fragrance of your flatus. I'm working on a number of different A$$ fragnrances from Fruity Strawberry to Garden Potpourri and hopefully I can get some of the perfume manufacturers on board as well.
How nice would it be to expell unwanted gas within the work or recreation environment without the embarrasement of flatus odor? Friends and fellow coworkers would be equally delighted and complement you often. "Say, Phil that's a lovely colonge you're wearing. What is that?" "Actually its my new Hugo Sport Suppository A$$ freshener, thank you for noticing."
Does this product intrest you?
2006-07-15 11:49:13 · answer #2 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes - especially when you are stuck on an aeroplane in the window seat next to two fat men and can't get away very fast..........not a very pleasant flight at all......I live in a house with six children it should be made extinct all together, either that or the little thing inside us all that gives it the smell!!
2006-07-15 11:41:18 · answer #3 · answered by Brown Sugar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where are they going to do it then?
How would they be punished? Would there be like a Fart Patrol Squad where they go around smelling peoples' behinds and ticketing them for farting?
2006-07-15 11:36:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey if they EVEN tried to make it illegal or extinct I say s!it on them I'd purposly eat keilbasy, sour kraut and beans and give them a run for their money! It maybe running down my leg but F*ck it! LOL
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2006-07-15 11:52:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! I can't barely stand farting! Guys think it's very funny! What REALLY gets me when it really stinks!
2006-07-15 11:37:23 · answer #6 · answered by Lorla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you could burp instead, but that would just be the smart fart that took the elevator!
2006-07-15 12:54:35 · answer #7 · answered by Rabbit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good luck trying, no way. I like to leave silent but deadlies in a bubble and stand back and watch, lol,lol,lol.
2006-07-15 13:11:58 · answer #8 · answered by kekeke 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better let'em out. If you keep'em in, they travel upwards through your system up to your brain and that's where you get all the shitty ideas .
2006-07-15 11:39:41 · answer #9 · answered by Nina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is revolting. Go somewhere away from the crowd and ease yourself
2006-07-15 11:39:31 · answer #10 · answered by Inquisitive 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋