whats your funniest joke?
2006-07-15 05:33:33 · 13 answers · asked by watermeloniegirl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Geriatric Woman Hell's Angel
There was this geriatric woman who thought she needed some toughening to cope with today's world, and decided to join a gang.
She walked up to the Hell's Angels bikers club and tapped on the door.
"Excuse me, sirs, I'd like to join your club if you please" she croaked in her feeble voice.
A grunt came from inside, "Ha! You got no chance, woman. We only take the toughest into our club. You can only join if you drink!".
"Oh boy, do I drink! I slam a few down every night after playing pool with the boys" she croaked back.
"Oh, umm, well... you can only join if you smoke" he lied, trying to brush her off.
"Does marijuana count? Coz I don't mind a few joints after playing pool with the boys".
"Umm, I suppose it does count..." the biker said, and, thinking quick on his feet said "Look, we're a gang only for the roughest, toughest men in town. Now, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
"No," she replied, "but I've been swung around by the t-i-t-s a few times".
2006-07-15 11:57:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2006-07-15 12:36:41 · answer #2 · answered by Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok so in a nightmare this guy was running away from a monster or something like that. He kept on running until he came to the egde of a cliff, What do you think he should do? Get eaten (or killed) or jump of the cliff?
Awnser - WAKE UP!!! LOL
2006-07-15 12:43:56 · answer #3 · answered by Isabel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One warm afternoon, superman is flying over metropolis and he’s dead horny. So, he’s zooming around when he spots Wonder Woman laying butt naked on a roof top, Spread eagle. Figuring, hey I’m Superman, I’m faster than a speeding bullet…I can just zoom down, have a quickie and be off before she even knows what hit her…
Thinking this is a master plan; he swoops down, has a quickie and flies off again. Down below Wonder woman lifts her head in confusion and asks…
“What the hell was that!?” The Invisible man stands up rubbing his back side…
“I donno, but my a$$ is killing me!!”
2006-07-15 13:38:33 · answer #4 · answered by Diunys B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde is trying to put together a puzzle. Her boyfriend comes in, and sees her looking frustrated. "What are you doing?" he asks her. "I'm trying to do this puzzle, but I can't get it to come out right!" The boyfriend says, "What's it supposed to look like?" "A tiger," she replies. Her boyfriend takes her hand and says, "No matter what you do, it's not going to look like a tiger. Now, why don't you put the Frosted Flakes back into the box?"
2006-07-15 13:08:35 · answer #5 · answered by cRaZeEcHiCa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What's a birth control pill?
A: It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy.
2006-07-15 12:42:01 · answer #6 · answered by talkbox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Bob
Bob who?
Bob Sagget
i dont know why but this joke always stuck with me its not funny so its funny
2006-07-15 12:39:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the Pillsbury dough boy went to the hospital?
Ans: yeast infection ...lol
2006-07-15 12:35:29 · answer #8 · answered by Justinfire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you see when the pilsbury doughboy bends over??
doughnuts!! hahaha
2006-07-15 12:36:42 · answer #9 · answered by ebonesha 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road
to get to the other side
2006-07-15 12:35:46 · answer #10 · answered by c1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋