Here's mine, but I can't take credit, a friend told me this one:
Confusious say "Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger".
2006-07-15 05:12:44 · 12 answers · asked by CJP 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch a_s_s should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
2006-07-15 12:00:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Confusious say: man who sleep with dog get fleas
man who walk with eyes shut trip over log
2006-07-15 12:57:20 · answer #2 · answered by Curious39 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confusious say: "Baseball not real. No man walk with 4 balls."
"man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night."
2006-07-15 12:48:39 · answer #3 · answered by RATM_17 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confusious he say 'Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day, but man with two holes not feel two cocky.'
'Woman aviator who fly upside down have crack up in air.'
2006-07-15 12:47:23 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confusious say " whose your daddy"
2006-07-15 12:38:46 · answer #5 · answered by Insane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one of my favourites too. Here's another: Confucious say: "Man who parachute head-first have crack-up".
2006-07-15 12:28:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
confucious say "man who dips in well too much comes out with crabs..."
and
"man who walk sideways through airport door going to bangkok." lmao. gets me everytime!
2006-07-15 12:41:28 · answer #7 · answered by veganhearted 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
confusious say, " man standing on toilet, is man high on pot."
2006-07-15 12:23:44 · answer #8 · answered by Blazed-n-Confused 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
confucias once say man who stick pen!s in peanut jar is fuccen nuts
2006-07-15 13:03:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confusious say...poo poo happen.
2006-07-15 12:16:22 · answer #10 · answered by mydragons_heart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋