What are the top 5 reasons your next door neighbor may actually be...?

Question

George Dubaya Bush?

Funniest answer gets 10 pts (by community vote)
Everyone else gets 2 pts for trying

George W. Bush, for those of you who don't know what Dubaya stands for.

Answer 1

1. There's a sign that reads "No weapons of mass destruction" in his yard.
2. He's always carrying around a dictionary.
3. You see his mom and dad coming over for lemonade.
4. His daughters have beer bashes every Friday night.
5. There's a really big white house next to yours!

Answer 2

1: We live near a "nuclure" power plant.
2: There are signs all over the front lawn saying, "Waste money on war" and such.
3: Paris Hilton lives across the street.
4: The house is huge and in the style of a Texas ranch, but also white.
5: There are always secret service dudes lurking around, but...I know this for a fact...they are all gay.

Answer 3

5. Condi Rice is seen coming and going at all hours of the day/night.
4. You see a wanted poster with Osama Bin Laden on his front door.
3. Noone enters the door without bowing several times.
2. Delivery trucks bring boxes of mangos daily.
1. There is a "I Love Bush" bumper sticker on his car.

Answer 4

5. He is constantly accusing you of weapons of mass destruction being on your property when we all really know there isn't any

4. He has no idea where his daughters are at

3. When he is talking to you he makes frequent pauses and ends up repeating himself

2. At parties he says hes not drunk, but really when he said that he's talking out his *** because he's drunk

1. The environment suddenly takes a turn because we really need to plant a Bush back in Texas!

Save the environment! Plant a Bush back in Texas!

check ya later ♥

Answer 5

5.all ur other neighbors tell george he does everything right, no
matter what he does.

4.everybody in the neighborhood claps for 5 minutes straight when he gets into his driveway

3.his wife once called 911 because he choked on a pretzel

2.he doesnt know the difference between a WMD and a SSN

1.you've never heard him listen to the dixie chicks

Answer 6

#5 - your neighbor's house is bigger than yours...WAY bigger
#4 - all those tremendous parties...60-year-olds don't have parties like that
#3 - what's with all the TV vans parked in your yard?
#2 - the Secret Service comes over to ask for a cup of flour

and the #1 reason your neighbor may actually be George W Bush...

there's alot of hot air in your neighborhood

Answer 7

1. He thinks his family budget is a budget because he put a bunch of numbers in it and has a huge deficit.
2. He speaks spanish better than english.
3. His two best friends are named Dick and Colin.
4. He sniffs the white powder in the mail becaues he thinks its coke.
5. When he got elected to the President of the Homeowners Assoc., he beat the other guy on a recount.

Answer 8

1. Only person in the world that has a I Love Bush bumper sticker.
2. He can never open his door.
3. Often comes home with a bullet shot in his arm.

Answer 9

1. he wants to start a war with everyone.
2.hes a terrorist.
.3he claims hes christian and judges everyone
4he looks like a monkey.
5.he mumbles.

Answer 10

i dont know 5 but the number one reason is that there is no wooden trees in a 100 mile radius.