"Drop the kids off at the pool"
"Use the Restroom"
"Drain the Main Vane"
I need some more
2006-07-15 11:14:46 · 26 answers · asked by true_talon_113 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Time to pay the water bill"
"I'm sending some fan mail to a flounder"
2006-07-15 11:17:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
We used to "go to McDonald's" LOL
Gotta go to the Lil girls room, or boys
I must Powder my nose
Gotta take a leak.
Break the seal. (good for when you are drinking, but normally only applies the the very first time you go, after you start drinking)
Oh and my favorite
I gotta utilize your urination facilities
You say the last one fast enough, and people don't really hear you they just laugh.
2006-07-16 06:31:59 · answer #2 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shake the dew off the lilly
drain the lizard
take a dump
2006-07-15 18:18:51 · answer #3 · answered by miss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drain the sea monster.
2006-07-15 18:16:59 · answer #4 · answered by jtsbbplaya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In your best scottish accent.....
I've got a turtle head poking out
Get out of my way, I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey
I don't remember eating corn
2006-07-15 20:31:45 · answer #5 · answered by eric J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got to go wee-wee.
Time to see a man about a horse.
Got to water the frogs.
2006-07-15 18:21:10 · answer #6 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drop a deuce
have a bowel movement
2006-07-15 18:18:38 · answer #7 · answered by Paul L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must void.
I have to facilitate.
I have to make water.
I gotta go weewee.
I gotta potty.
Get out of my way or I'm gonna pee all over you!
2006-07-15 20:08:57 · answer #8 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Spend a penny" (many public restrooms used to - and some still do - charge for their use.)
2006-07-15 23:16:30 · answer #9 · answered by braingamer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gotta go peee peee.......I gotta take a whizz...... and my alltime fave run for your lives ther is a flood in the making.
2006-07-15 18:18:44 · answer #10 · answered by broadway_boy7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
truckers say this when they pee behind their trucks at the side of the road
gotta wet the tire.
2006-07-15 22:34:07 · answer #11 · answered by sparklingsapphireeyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋