I got one "do you use windex b/c i can see myself in your pants?"
2006-07-15 12:18:21 · 16 answers · asked by hellok723 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. oh you are, it must be an hour fast.
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
All I need is a little piece and quiet. So give me a piece and I'll be quiet!
My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist
You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves...
Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
Is that a run in your stockings, or is it the stairway to heaven?
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
2006-07-15 12:37:55 · answer #1 · answered by eric J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, urs was funny. this one is bad, but its better than the othr ones i kno.
The redneck way of saying"i luv u" = "hey, nice butt get in the truck"
its not a pick-up line persay, its inbetween funny and stupid though.
2006-07-15 19:23:49 · answer #2 · answered by Katie C. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your father must have been a thief because he stole the twinkle in the stars and put them in your eyes.
2006-07-15 22:37:37 · answer #3 · answered by jonny r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These were both used on me. Is your mother a thief? because she stole the stars from heaven to put in you eyes.
and on that i remember from college days....I shaved my pubes today! Do you want to see?
2006-07-15 19:57:51 · answer #4 · answered by chi-kita 27 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
your name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
you must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night
if I followed you home would you keep me?
is it hot in here or is it just you?
2006-07-15 19:38:33 · answer #5 · answered by guitar.chick13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You remind me of a parking tickect. Because you got "fine" written all over you.
2006-07-15 19:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by tofferknows 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you believe in the hereafter?
Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
2006-07-15 19:55:55 · answer #7 · answered by ksquared=KK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your so fine I would marry your sister to be in your family
2006-07-15 20:03:24 · answer #8 · answered by just2wild4ya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you wearing space pants cuz your butts out of this world.
2006-07-15 19:40:03 · answer #9 · answered by aznbuddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?"
Yeah someone actually used that on me. I thought he was joking...
2006-07-15 20:23:53 · answer #10 · answered by anonymous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋