2006-07-15 15:34:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous 20-Something 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."
Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an Asian orange drink!
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
2006-07-15 15:52:09 · answer #1 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 13⤊ 4⤋
Yo mama's so enormous, at the same time as she is going contained in the water on the sea coast she alters the tide. Yo mama's so enormous, at the same time as she stands up the daylight is going out. YO MAMA SO gruesome at the same time as she wobbles down the line in September, individuals say, "damn it, won't be able to have self belief it is Halloween already..." YO MAMA SO gruesome at the same time as she utilized for the gruesome contest they informed her 'NO professionals' YO MAMA SO gruesome her shadow gave up. Yo momma so fat, at the same time as she turns round, human beings provide her a welcome decrease back social gathering! Yo momma so fat she went to the films and sat next to anybody. This my fav: Yo momma so fat she became floating contained in the sea and spain claimed her for the recent international.
2016-11-06 10:38:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so poor that when I can to your house and stepped on a cigarette, she said who put out da heater?
Or
Yo momma so fat dat when she put on a red dress she gave the Koolaid guy a run fo his money.
2006-07-15 15:39:31 · answer #3 · answered by Queenie106 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.
2006-07-15 21:04:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so fat that when she tripped and fell at Malabo the tidal wave washed away Waikiki
2006-07-15 15:41:06 · answer #5 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama is sooo dumb...
When she was driving to the airport and saw the sign for AIRPORT LEFT, she turned around and went home.
2006-07-15 15:39:28 · answer #6 · answered by David K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i kno this one is old but its da only one i can think of. yo momma's teeth so yellow that when she went outside, the sun went out of business
2006-07-15 15:37:37 · answer #7 · answered by *believe_it* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
momma went to the beach and Grean Peace came to put her to the water
2006-07-15 15:40:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she got a wooden leg with a kickstand. and the ***** got a mouth in the back her neck, an she chew like this (nodding head back and forth)
2006-07-15 15:46:05 · answer #9 · answered by bunghole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat that everytime she turns around its her birthday
2006-07-15 15:43:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋