2006-07-15 15:39:50 · 26 answers · asked by Cute butterfly 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.
2006-07-15 21:04:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo Mama So Poor...
when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo Mama So Ugly...
you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time
when she sits on a sand dune at the beach, the cats try to bury her.
Your Mama So Fat......
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'
when she farted she launched herself into orbit
Yo Mama So Stupid...
she noticed a sign that said 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!
she thought Hot Meals were stolen food
2006-07-15 23:01:44 · answer #2 · answered by JENNLUPE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma was is fat that she played pool with the planets. (Taken from Daymon Williams "Major Payne" character)
Yo momma is so fat that when she stands on top of a hill, everyone in the valley thinks there is an eclipse of the sun.
Yo momma is so ugly that she could take her face and stick it in dough and make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma is so fat that her feet stay completely dry anytime she takes a shower.
Yo momma is so dumb that the first thing she asked after you were born was who is the baby's mother.
Yo momma is so ugly that the coast guard had to close off all borders in Lake Michigan for three weeks after she went swimming, so they could scrape all the ugly off the water.
2006-07-15 22:41:51 · answer #3 · answered by rhino 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so pretty I kiss her right on the cheek
2006-07-15 22:41:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama`s so ugly she has to wear a hood just so sleep can slip up on her
2006-07-15 23:25:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so dumb, when she went to McDonald's she sat on the bench and had a conversation with the Ronald statue.
2006-07-15 22:55:16 · answer #6 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat, NASA launched a satellite around her.
Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy sleeps in the next state to keep from havin to look at her.
Yo momma's so big that when she went to Jurrasic Park, SHE ate THEM.
Yo momma's so stupid, she studdied all night for a blood test.
Yo momma's so old, george washington's in her high school yearbook.
Yo momma's so fat, she has her own area code.
Yo momma's so fat, she has her own gravity.
Yo momma's such a pig, someone stabbed her and gravy come out.
2006-07-15 23:04:00 · answer #7 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so hairy yo daddy took stock in nair
2006-07-15 22:41:08 · answer #8 · answered by miss angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she took up pages 24, 25, and 26 in the yearbook
2006-07-15 22:41:01 · answer #9 · answered by MzChamillinator 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she don't need internet cuz she already world wide
and yo momma so old when moses parted the red sea she was on the other side fishing
2006-07-15 22:59:05 · answer #10 · answered by Jojo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋