2006-07-15 15:53:17 · 14 answers · asked by natalie 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."
Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an Asian orange drink!
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo momma's so stupid, she studdied all night for a blood test.
Yo momma's so old, george washington's in her high school yearbook.
Yo momma's so fat, she has her own area code.
Yo momma's so fat, she has her own gravity.
Yo momma's such a pig, someone stabbed her and gravy come out.
Yo momma's so fat, NASA launched a satellite around her.
Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy sleeps in the next state to keep from havin to look at her.
Yo momma's so big that when she went to Jurrasic Park, SHE ate THEM.
2006-07-15 15:57:40 · answer #1 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.
2006-07-15 21:03:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo' momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
yo' momma so dumb every time the doorbell rings she answers the microwave.
yo momma so dumb she got ran over by a parked car
yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said . . . to be continued!
yo momma so fat when she said she walked around the house she really meant that she was around the house.
yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
yo momma so fat every time she turns around its her birthday.
yo momma so fat before God made earth he said "Move woman"
yo momma so skinny she has to run around the shower 3 times to get wet.
yo momma so cross eyed every time she cries her tears run down her back.
yo mommma so fat she has to walk outside to turn around
i have manny more but it would take all night.
2006-07-15 17:40:41 · answer #3 · answered by compasskid1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not my best but here it is
Yo Momma so fat, when the waiter gave her a menu, she looked at it, gave it back to her and said OK
I hope you get the joke
2006-07-15 15:57:53 · answer #4 · answered by Byahhhhhhh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know this one is cheesy, but I like it and it's the only one I can remember.
Yo'Momma is so fat that she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.
2006-07-15 16:55:57 · answer #5 · answered by BlondieLW81 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so dumb, she told you to ask this question even though this is third time it's been asked within the last 20 minutes.
2006-07-15 15:58:38 · answer #6 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas so stupid, she always keeps 50 cent' in her pocket cuz she heard he was gion platinum
do i get 10 pts?
2006-07-15 18:09:41 · answer #7 · answered by The Lovely Ladies of Soccer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is soooo stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minuites WITHOUT TIVO
2006-07-15 16:31:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO"MAMMA is so ugly that when she walks by s***, she blends in
2006-07-15 15:57:51 · answer #9 · answered by oOtanglordOo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo' mamma's sooooo. . . old that when she was little they didn't have history class!
2006-07-15 16:05:47 · answer #10 · answered by I dont go on this any more 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋