2006-07-15 13:44:35 · 25 answers · asked by eric J 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here are some great ones!
Don't tail-gate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield!
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals
BIG TRUCK little willy?
4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.
I'm not losing hair I'm getting head.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you're reading it in ENGLISH, thank a soldier.
Driving with my wife makes me want to hitchhike.
My hubby had this one on his car when we were dating and my grandmother thought it was hilarious:
Gynocologist in training.
AND
I'm not a boyscout, but I ate a Brownie once.
lol
2006-07-15 14:38:05 · answer #1 · answered by Starry 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus loves everybody. Except you, but he likes you as a friend.
If you can read this, you can read. But can you drive as*hole?
My other car is your wife. I ride her when you're out.
I love bumper stickers.
2006-07-15 14:04:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if it's the funniest, but I saw one today that said
"I ran out of sick days, so I called in dead."
hehe.
2006-07-15 14:23:03 · answer #3 · answered by asdfgh. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
Keep laughing. I'm reloading.
Mary had a little lamb...with a side of corn and potatos.
2006-07-15 14:03:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
" If it's called Tourist season, why can't we shoot 'em? " ..............it applies very well where I live and want that damn bumper sticker lol.
Another favorite one I've seen is " What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about."
2006-07-15 13:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good dipped in ketchup.
2006-07-15 13:51:31 · answer #6 · answered by wtptoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the car is rockin don't come knockin dont laugh it could be your daughter in here.
2006-07-17 00:59:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
women human beings love exclamation factors!!! (yet they hate periodsx) why clutter? only shove it up your @$$ drugs lead nowhere yet its the scenic course breast inspection forward (please have em out) i be afflicted by CRS (cant bear in mind $hit) only because you have one it doesnt recommend you gotta be one quityerbitchin what could scooby do? and your cry infant, whiney-@$$ opinion could be? do i suggestions in case you smoke? do you suggestions if i fart?
2016-11-02 03:24:11 · answer #8 · answered by treiber 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know your following the police ?
2006-07-15 14:41:14 · answer #9 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful, I'm as bad driver as you
2006-07-15 14:31:47 · answer #10 · answered by Dita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋