Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

2006-06-30 05:54:15 · 11 answers · asked by whatispunk 2

2006-06-30 05:48:28 · 4 answers · asked by rljmmp 3

I need a good laugh

2006-06-30 05:47:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Every Friday morning they would both be outside, cleaning their shop fronts. Mr Butch would always greet his neighbour by saying. " Good morning Mr Wong. What day is it today? " Mr Wong would always reply. " Today is Fli-day. " This would always make Mr Butch roar with laughter. Mr Wong became so fed up with this, he decided to take time off and go to elocution classes. Such was his desperation to pronounce Friday properly and shut Mr Butch up for good.

Six months and many hours of practice later, he finally could say..... Friday. He could hardly wait for the next one to come round.

When the big day arrived,Mr Wong was the first to start his cleaning. A short time later Mr butch joined him.

" Ah good morning Mr Wong, nice to see you back. What day is it today?"

"Today is Friday......... You PLICK !!!!

2006-06-30 05:45:25 · 11 answers · asked by bill M 1

15 persons are requested to write down their email addresses here. What i'm going to do you wont believe. You'll receive a mail in a shortwhile. Trust me. Dont worry its absolutely safe.

2006-06-30 05:22:19 · 26 answers · asked by Tanya S 3

2006-06-30 05:20:27 · 19 answers · asked by secretsquirrel542 2

Any momma jokes maybe?

2006-06-30 05:17:37 · 8 answers · asked by sfgiants#1 2

2006-06-30 04:52:28 · 21 answers · asked by Noha 1

A man and his son were in an accident. They were taken to the hospital, where the son needed surgery. When he was taken into the operating room, the surgeon yelled, "I cant operate on this boy, hes my son!" Why and how can that be?

2006-06-30 04:46:26 · 37 answers · asked by ~ĿıĿıÏ?н~ 1

2006-06-30 04:42:06 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

Don't look behind you!

2006-06-30 04:37:10 · 27 answers · asked by Texas Cowboy 7

2006-06-30 04:33:51 · 21 answers · asked by Noha 1

the one with the best joke gets it.
come on guys put a smile on my face!
;)

2006-06-30 04:30:07 · 17 answers · asked by rqerita 4

2006-06-30 04:07:33 · 16 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7

2006-06-30 04:06:26 · 3 answers · asked by hobo 1

If You can give me a good Helen Keller Joke that i haven't heard, i'll give you 10 points

2006-06-30 04:04:34 · 7 answers · asked by patyrick140 2

2006-06-30 04:04:22 · 19 answers · asked by hobo 1

vwetdeheweihtoshliyoelt
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litlwintcteitelyocirose
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Hint: It took me four steps to translate the words into what you see here. Two of the steps are the classic "take every other letter, then go back and do it again." One step is reversing it. The other step is slicing it up into four lines. How and in which order did I perform these steps? It's up to you to figure out.

2006-06-30 03:43:47 · 12 answers · asked by John N 1

What makes you laugh most? Last laugh post wins the points.

2006-06-30 03:36:03 · 67 answers · asked by iiiis 3

If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make?

2006-06-30 03:16:02 · 52 answers · asked by bugs bunny 3

2006-06-30 03:10:21 · 23 answers · asked by G-Unit Soulja 2

Answer these questions in order or it wouldn't make sense.

1. how do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?(3 steps)
2. how do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?(4 steps)
3. how do you put an black bear in the refrigerator?(4steps)
4. the animals in the jungle is having a party, which animal is missing and why?

First to answer correctly gets 10 points

2006-06-30 02:58:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?" she asked.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." he said.
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"
The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast

2006-06-30 02:57:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

I will give you ten points if you make me mad,it's gonna be hard.Good Luck.

2006-06-30 02:56:32 · 17 answers · asked by G-Unit Soulja 2

2006-06-30 02:51:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

1. jam minature marshmellows up your nose and sneeze them out. see how many you can do at once
2. use your mastercard to pay for your visa and vice versa
3. pop some popcorn without putting the lid on
4. when some one says "have a nice day." tell them you have other plans
5. make a list of things to do that youve alreday done
6. dance naked in fron of your pets
7. put al your toddlers best clothes on backwords and send him off to preshool as if nothing is out of the ordinary
8. fill out your tax forms using roman numerals
9. tape picture of your boss on watermeloms and launch them from high places. leaf through national geographic and draw underwear on the natives
10. tatto "out to lunch" on your forehead
11. go shopping. buy everything. sweat in it. return it the next day
12. buy a subscription of sleazoid weekly and send it to your bosses wife
13. pay your electric bill in five cent pieces
14. drive to work in reverse
15. polish your car with ear wax

2006-06-30 02:48:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

1 better save that. we'll need it 4 the autopsy
2 some1 call the cleaner were going 2 need a mop
3 wait a minute... if this is his spleen, then what the hell is that?
4 hand me that.. uh.. thing
5 yeah, ive developed this strange spasm in my hand. whoah! there she goes
6 rats, there go the lights again
7 u know, theres big money in kidneys. heck, they guys got 2 of em
8. everbody stand back! i lost my contact lens
9. could you stop that thing from beating? its throwing my concentration off
10. whats this doing here?
11. thats cool! now can you make his legs twitch
12. i wish i hadnt forgotten my glasses
13. well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us
14. sterile, schmerile. the floors clean right?
15. anyone see where i left that scalpel?
16. okay, now take a picture from this angle. this is truly a freak of nature
17. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
18. dont worry. i think its sharp enough
19. shes gonna blow! everyone take cover

2006-06-30 02:19:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=omgwtflol

Look at the stock chart... OMGWTFLOL...

2006-06-30 02:14:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-30 01:46:53 · 11 answers · asked by bwadsp 5

2006-06-30 01:38:52 · 15 answers · asked by Havahekuvaday 2