Jokes & Riddles (Entertainment & Music) - June 2006

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What time is it?

I have a clock that chimes the hour on the hour, and chimes once on the half hour. For example, at 4 o'clock it will chime 4 times, and at 4:30 it will chime once. Here is the situation: I am in my house. I hear the clock chime once. A half hour later I hear the clock chime once again. A half hour later it chimes once again. As I am leaving my house a half hour later, I hear the clock chime once as I close the door. What time was it when I left?

2006-06-30 16:32:58 · 25 answers · asked by Kokopelli 7

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what would you do?

you are driving in a hurricane you stop at a bus stop there are three people there.1- one an old lady about to die 2-your best firend
3- the person of your dreams . And only room for one other person in the car who would you pick?

2006-06-30 16:30:44 · 18 answers · asked by allen 2

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what is a body part that starts with v?

any word for a the body that starts with v

2006-06-30 16:25:33 · 27 answers · asked by patch_my_work@sbcglobal.net 2

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judging by my questions what type of person?

person do you think i am the one with an accurate answer gets 20 points if there is a such thing as accurate the mind is fool of mystries. but you cant solve this one

2006-06-30 16:23:21 · 14 answers · asked by MEGAN THE PLAYFUL SPIRIT 3

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does anyone have any funny short jokes>?

2006-06-30 16:22:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

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whats the funniest prank you everplayed on anybody?

2006-06-30 16:18:58 · 41 answers · asked by MEGAN THE PLAYFUL SPIRIT 3

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i had sex with god last night he said i was definitely goin to heaven.?

2006-06-30 16:17:18 · 10 answers · asked by MEGAN THE PLAYFUL SPIRIT 3

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What's that?

2006-06-30 16:16:12 · 6 answers · asked by Jason 3

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Who would win in a Ninja vs Jedi fight?

2006-06-30 16:10:21 · 15 answers · asked by S360 1

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I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream,?

But they don't know I'm using blanks.

This is just a joke people.

2006-06-30 16:10:20 · 7 answers · asked by psych0bug 5

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A plane traveling from Tokyo, Japan to Houston, TX......?

with an airspeed of 363 mph, flying in a storm, experiencing turbulents every 30 sec., and having served fish or chicken to the passengers, crashes on the U.S. and Mexico border. How far away from the crash site would they find the individually wrapped, vacumned sealed, salted peanuts? Be percise.

2006-06-30 16:08:54 · 8 answers · asked by Mrs. Mojo Jojo 3

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What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?

2006-06-30 16:08:48 · 10 answers · asked by Missylicious 3

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What word can I form with this letters? RUNDOTWSJOE? Thats one word.?

2006-06-30 16:08:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

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What's the best joke you know?

Or... Why can't I ever remember them?

2006-06-30 16:05:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Can you guess this Joke? Get 10 points if answered correctly?

Why did the Cop go to bed?

Answered will be posted in this area after 10 responses.

2006-06-30 15:58:54 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

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What's like a rose, is sharp as spears, and in the heat of day, it disappears?

2006-06-30 15:38:26 · 7 answers · asked by ? 4

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Why did God gave women two legs ?

2006-06-30 15:37:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

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When do you know you've seen a true BULL DYKE.?

correct answer = 10 pts.

2006-06-30 15:31:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Hey who knows the lyrics to.....?

The lazy town last song.You know the song that stephenie sings at the end of the show.I know.Who ever gives me the right lyrics gets 10 pts.

2006-06-30 15:22:59 · 8 answers · asked by .......... 3

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name the funniest pick-up line?

2006-06-30 14:50:25 · 46 answers · asked by niqua230 3

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emotionally whats the most painful thin you can think of.?

me is the fear of seeing the man i hella like with another lady.

2006-06-30 14:38:11 · 13 answers · asked by MEGAN THE PLAYFUL SPIRIT 3

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to you what would be moe painful?

1.being put in extremely hot water 2. being put in extremely ice cold water.

2006-06-30 14:32:14 · 23 answers · asked by MEGAN THE PLAYFUL SPIRIT 3

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have you ever gotten a violation?

on yahoo answers if yes name the prpose ive gotten a violation for numerous occations.

2006-06-30 14:26:06 · 10 answers · asked by MEGAN THE PLAYFUL SPIRIT 3

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oh that little johnny?

Courtesy of Jokes for the really bored
groups.yahoo.com/groups/jokesforthereallybored
I'm getting it to work thanks to everyone that has already joined!

At Sunday-School they were teaching how God created everything,
including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when
they told him how Eve was created out of Adam's rib. Later in the
week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and
said, "Johnny, what's the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have a
pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

2006-06-30 14:19:41 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

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What's the best question to ask a man with one leg?

2006-06-30 14:15:06 · 16 answers · asked by HITCH 3

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An easy riddle?

Maurice the bull has just swallowed a time bombthat is going to go off in 5 minutes.Which word describes the situatio... awful,abominable,dreadful, or shocking? 1st person gets best answer

2006-06-30 14:02:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

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