whats the funniest prank you everplayed on anybody?

Question

thanks for all that answered esecially the ones that said they dont do that

Answer 1

I don't play pranks.

Answer 2

Lead Optometrist were I used to work and I had a running small pranks against each other - I won the day several of us went into the office on a Sunday - filled a ton of balloons with air from an air compressor in the lab and proceeded to fill his office full - when we got so many in - we shut the door and pulled the ceiling tiles out and dumped the rest in til it filled to the ceiling ... it was awesome- when he walked in the next day he was running behind and he had a new Dr starting for us that day - scared me at first - but the look on his face was priceless when he tried to open the door (it opened in ) and it just stopped - he was like 'What the heck? " awesome ... we never laughed so hard and he started popping the balloons with pin and made the patients all Wonder what was going on... I miss those old days... He tried to retaliate months later by taping my desk all around over and over with packing tape and turning it upside down still didn't top mine though...

Answer 3

I though it would be funny to flush a large M-80 firecracker in the upstairs toilet at my high school 'cause the fuse is waterproof. However when I tried to flush it the toilet was backed up and it wouldn't go down...in a panic we fled and the thing blew the porcelain bowl completely apart, and it started raining heavily on the physics class downstairs....I thought i never ran or laughed so hard in my life!

...but I was wrong...I never learn...so in college i see my friend who was a large football player sitting in a stall doin' his bizz,
...so I light and roll a cherry bomb under it and duck out as it goes off...keeling over in laughter... I open the bathroom door again whilst he burst out mad as a hornet from the stall yelling expletives at me how he was going to kick my azz...the problem was... the big guy wasn't my friend, but one of his teamates!!...that's when I did run the fastest in my life!!!

So other than accidentally burning down my church with a Roman Candle, i have stayed away from fireworks, locking myself in the house every 4th of July

wOrd

Answer 4

I was supposed to spend the night over my friends house, but he forgot to tell his little sister that I came over. So I hid behind the couch while she came to sit down. Then my friend told her that I could not spend the night. About ten minutes passed then I lept from behind the couch and put my hand over her mouth like I was a burglar, note around this time there were a series of burglaries around the city. I scared the hell out of her. She was crying and John and I were rolling with laughter.

Answer 5

In celebrating the lovely holiday of St. Patrick's day, me and a large group of friends threw a giant wop a tooey party. As the night went on, more and more people passed out. Since our group kept dwindling into just a couple of friends, we decided to draw on everyone who passed out with permanent markers. One guy had nail polish, paint and eye liner all over his face and he never noticed until he was already awake for 6 hours. His forehead had penises scribbled every where so we were calling him a dick head all day. Once he looked in the mirror he realized why we called him that name all day.

Answer 6

my mom really loved this house that she was ready to buy so we had an inspector come and look at it and he said that everything was fine so she called to ask what was the buissness and I told her that the inspector said that we where lucky we didn't fall through the floor when we walked in and she actually believed me and I kept telling her all this stuff that wasn't true like the toilets were leaking and there where bats in the attic and when I got home I told her that I was joking and she laughed so hard and my dad also got a real kick out of ot

Answer 7

car accident A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

Answer 8

ON my parents last year (I am 32 they are in their 60's) I took a rubber band and put it around the sprayer thing on the kitchen sink next to the faucet.. so when they turned on the water it sprayed all over them, they had no clue where it was coming from and why hardly any water was coming out of the faucet...LOL

Answer 9

It was on the girl in our gym class who always thought she was hot stuff as she trotted past the boys' gym class in her teeny little hot pants (this was in the '70s).

The toilets in the locker room were white ceramic with black seats, so I brought some black shoe polish & gave the toilet seats a good polish.

Lil' Miss Hot Stuff didn't look so hot struttin' a horsehoe-shaped black mark on her hind end before gym line-up (& after she had gone to the bathroom lol).

Answer 10

My sister had not seen "A Beautiful Mind" and I told her that Russel Crowe was so crazy that he imagined he had a wife, and his friends humored him by attending the wedding when he was marrying no one. She believed me and told other people how unrealistic it was for someone to be so schizophrenic that they believe they have a wife. Now that I typed it, maybe it's not that funny but at the time it was. Guess you had to be there, but I'm sure you are glad you weren't!

Answer 11

When I was 12 and my little sister was 4 I took some Elmers glue and put it all over on my hand and let it dry. Then I came to her and told her "Look! All the skin on my hand is coming off!" and I proceeded to strip of the semi-transparent glue.