Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

What is at the end of the universe.

2006-06-30 20:07:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

question was if you are in canada which is farest away from you the moon or florida? the answer is florida because you can see the moon from where you are but you can't see florida i hope this little joke made someones smile

2006-06-30 20:04:55 · 2 answers · asked by grey_eye@rogers.com 2

Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack?

2006-06-30 20:00:58 · 41 answers · asked by Ce-Ce 2

hahahahaha dats funny luv dat saying " i wanna give it a shout out to all my people" n e way wanted 2 c how many latinos/latinas we got in hurr... i know ppl r crazy so give me sum funny answers whoever gives me funniest answer wins da 10 points LETS C WOT U CRAZA PPL BOUT 2 ANSWER :P

2006-06-30 19:55:17 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-30 19:52:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-30 19:31:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Last time, we had this riddle:

What kind of bird is strong enough to lift a 2ton truck?
A: A crane!

Ya ya ya... it was too easy. Lol. But try todays riddle:

What does the vampire like to do when he is in art class?

Good luck! :)

2006-06-30 19:31:42 · 11 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

The Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the speed limit. He asked the driver her name.
She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in Columbia."
The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said,
"Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."
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2 men meet both looking 4 their lost wifes......
one : What urs look like?
second : she's 5'9 , fair, 36-24-36, blue eye....And Urs?
one : forget mine, Lets look for urs

2006-06-30 19:25:33 · 5 answers · asked by Pd 6

2006-06-30 19:24:21 · 13 answers · asked by Zoltan 1

2006-06-30 19:17:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-30 18:57:50 · 7 answers · asked by on the way 2

2006-06-30 18:55:42 · 15 answers · asked by on the way 2

1st one to get it right gets best answers

you must provide an GOOD explaination for your answer to get best anwer

2006-06-30 18:47:12 · 20 answers · asked by Ce-Ce 2

2006-06-30 18:37:20 · 20 answers · asked by ruggedwarrior_love 2

2006-06-30 18:36:53 · 14 answers · asked by #23 2

Who is the best Table Tennis player in the world as of the 2005 World Comp?

2006-06-30 18:36:05 · 4 answers · asked by forealmsnwn 2

1st one to get it right get best answer

2006-06-30 18:31:56 · 39 answers · asked by Ce-Ce 2

1st one to get it right its best answer

2006-06-30 18:29:00 · 17 answers · asked by Ce-Ce 2

To get to "Microsoft Sam" go to....control panel then click on speech. He sounds so funny! And yes, I'm an immature brat!

2006-06-30 18:27:08 · 4 answers · asked by bekkiboo31 4

The Walmart Greeter, asks "Are they twins"?
The woman says, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

(I thought it was funny. Hope you did too. If not..oh well. ~smiles)

2006-06-30 18:26:29 · 11 answers · asked by molly m 3

1st one gets best answer

2006-06-30 18:21:39 · 20 answers · asked by Ce-Ce 2

2006-06-30 17:56:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-30 17:47:18 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

my friend and i are bored, can u give me some hilarious jokes

2006-06-30 17:25:26 · 17 answers · asked by Nameless K 2

2006-06-30 17:12:40 · 16 answers · asked by baseballfanmom 2

2006-06-30 17:08:57 · 27 answers · asked by manmaj_otty 1

Not to sound selfish, but can anybody give me the BEST joke you've EVER heard? The best one gets 10 points... And, please don't say, "Ha ha..thx for the 2 points.."

2006-06-30 17:04:02 · 9 answers · asked by Michelle 3

who has saved your life b4, n the girl/boy of ur dreams. but...................there is only room in your car 4 1 person what do you do?

2006-06-30 16:43:40 · 11 answers · asked by Kendra F 2

what are some good racial jokes?

2006-06-30 16:38:22 · 14 answers · asked by shannon a 1

2006-06-30 16:34:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous