The Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the speed limit. He asked the driver her name.
She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in Columbia."
The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said,
"Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."
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2 men meet both looking 4 their lost wifes......
one : What urs look like?
second : she's 5'9 , fair, 36-24-36, blue eye....And Urs?
one : forget mine, Lets look for urs
2006-06-30 19:25:33 · 5 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahaha!!!! Pd!! o o..lolz!!
good good morning sir!! fun-ny!!
2006-06-30 19:29:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
On a ship, there were five different nationalities, Japan, America, China, Mexico, and Philippines.
the captian said the ship was sinking, and they have to be the ship's heroes, so they have to jump out the ship. With that, he jumped off the ship.
The Mexican went first.
"Viva la Mexico!!!!"
he jumped. he didn't come out of the water.
then the Japanese guy jumped.
"Mushi mushi!"
he died too.
then the American.
"Long live America!!!"
he also died.
then the Filipino came up.
"Mubuhay ng Pilipinas! (Long live the Filipinos!)"
with that, he grabbed the Chinese guy and tossed him off the boat...
2006-06-30 19:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by xXanythingbutinnocentXx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
>> LiN ReloadeD <<
2006-07-03 05:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! i think i want to look for his too!
2006-06-30 20:23:41 · answer #4 · answered by M&M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... good good!
2006-06-30 19:28:43 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋