racial jokes?

Question

what are some good racial jokes?

Answer 1

The Last Redneck Laugh

There was a Mexican, a Canadian and an Redneck on death row.

The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. To be shot.

2. To be hung.

3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the Mexican said, "Shoot me right in the head." Bang! (he was dead instantly).

Then the Canadian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."

They gave him the shot, and the Redneck fell down laughing.

The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Redneck said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.

Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."

Answer 2

as long as they do no longer circulate too some distance they are in a place to be very humorous. human beings take race too heavily, that's no longer inevitably a reliable element. at times this is ok to make jokes approximately races. this is like communicate of different races is basically approximately taboo with many human beings. this is thoroughly stupid however. different backgrounds, cultures, and so on. are extremely large, and how anybody look different makes the international greater eye-catching and interesting. Yeah, racial jokes could be hilarious at times. somewhat normally, extremely. the only element that annoys me is the way it variety of feels many human beings think of this is undesirable if a white guy or woman jokes or laughs at a racial shaggy dog tale yet different races asserting jokes approximately white human beings isn't in all threat seen undesirable. i actually dislike how white all and sundry is commonly blamed for such issues. i'm no longer racist in any respect, i like all cultures, languages, and so on.

Answer 3

These are some of my favorites...

What do you call 4 Mexicans standing in quicksand?
(Quatro Sinko)

How do you know when a Pakistani boy becomes a man?
(They take the diaper off his a$$ and put it on his head!)

What's the difference between a black man & a pizza?
(A pizza can feed a family of 5!)

What do you call a hispanic priest?
(Holy $hit!)

I don't care what race you are, you have to admit these are funny as hell!! I hear plenty of Italian jokes and I'm Italian...relax people, they are only jokes!!
One more...
How can you tell Italian tires from regular tires?
(Diego, whopp, whopp, whopp!)

Answer 4

I have a afro-american friend,who laughs at racial jokes he thinks that they are funny,and will ask me if I had heard any good ones lately?Did you see "Guess Who"?Anyway his favorite one is why did his mama keep chickens in the yard?To teach them how to walk.

Answer 5

There is no such thing as a good racial joke...

just as there is no such thing as a good dumb blonde joke, a good nerd joke, a good medical disablity joke, a good all women are stupid joke, or a good red haired girls with blue eyes joke.

Answer 6

A Jamaican man orders breakfast in a diner. When his order arrived he is a bit dismayed to see a can of Budweiser between two pieces of bread.
He takes it back to the counter and says, "hey man. what da hell is dis?"
The man behind the counter says, "it's what you ordered......A BEER CAN SANDWICH"

Answer 7

Some people take things more serious than others. I don't think they are posers because they feel its inappropriate. I agree, this isn't the place for that.

Answer 8

these people are posers and they are just going along with the first answer... why arnt there any gold medal olympiics people in mexico? because anyone who can run swim and jump is already over the border.

Answer 9

Why don't black men go to country bars?

Cuz every time someone yells Hoedown, they think their wife's been shot.

Answer 10

china is a sleeping giant. this country is so big that if all the chinese people would urinate all together, the country would sink. how about that?