Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

What does St James Park, Baker Street and Farringdon all have in common?

2006-06-30 13:01:40 · 11 answers · asked by big_dave_x 4

2006-06-30 12:59:28 · 13 answers · asked by SJK 5

2006-06-30 12:56:50 · 5 answers · asked by MiCCl0 1

I have 2 cups, one holds 300ml and the other holds 500ml, tell me how i can get 400ml of water without any measuring!?!?!

2006-06-30 12:52:06 · 4 answers · asked by big_dave_x 4

2006-06-30 12:45:39 · 24 answers · asked by MiCCl0 1

2006-06-30 12:40:56 · 25 answers · asked by crispychicken 1

if the world stops turning suddenly and immediately starts turning again the opposite way ?

2006-06-30 12:37:23 · 10 answers · asked by Featherman 5

Add up all the numbers from 1 too 100, divide by 2, and add 80..

2006-06-30 12:37:04 · 7 answers · asked by big_dave_x 4

What do you get when you mix these things together?

2006-06-30 12:29:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Please post some really good (not too dirty) yo momma jokes

2006-06-30 12:26:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-30 11:57:00 · 16 answers · asked by Lard Cherrybakins 4

2006-06-30 11:46:26 · 21 answers · asked by lil cutie 2

A duck goes into a market and asks the guy behind the counter if they have any duck food.
The guy says no sorry, we dont have any duck food.
The next day the duck goes back to the market and asks the guy again if they have any duck food. the man replies - sorry still no duck food.
The third day the duck goes into the market and asks the man if he has any duck food and the man says - I told you WE DONT HAVE DUCK FOOD!!!
The fourth day the duck goes to the market and asks the man if he has any duck food - the man replies - I TOLD YOU WE DONT HAVE ANY DUCK FOOD. If you come in here and ask me again I am going to nail your damn head into the floor....
The fifth day the duck walks into the market and he asks the man if he has any nails. The man says, no we dont have any nails, so the duck says good - do you have any duck food????

har har har har har

2006-06-30 11:39:55 · 11 answers · asked by cyndi71mom 5

Resolve this riddle and actually i dont know what will happen just testing your knowledge!
A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child? Jessica, Katie, Abby or Tilly?

2006-06-30 11:30:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

I know many of you have played the japanese river game. where u gotta get all the people across the river with these certain clues? if not then here it is.......

http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf

if any of you know where i can find more fun thinking games like this one please let me know. i love these kinds of puzzles and games. i really want to play some more. please help me.

2006-06-30 11:28:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

There are three words in the English language that end in GRY. Two are HUNGRY and ANGRY. The third one everyone uses every day and knows what it stands for. If you listened carefully, I already told you what the word is.

2006-06-30 11:26:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Sure, I know he was acquitted, but let's face it. He's a mark! Here's one of my faves:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.

2006-06-30 11:24:42 · 11 answers · asked by tangerine 7

if you give me good reason

2006-06-30 11:13:02 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-30 11:11:15 · 42 answers · asked by Midnight Dynamo 3

OK, three traveling salesmen are staying at a hotel, and they decide to split a room. The desk attendant tells them their room is $30. They each put in $10, and the attendant gives them their key.

After they go to the room, the attendant realizes that the room should have only been $25. He gives the bell boy $5 to take to the salesmen. Going up the elevator, the boy wonders how he will split $5 between three men.

He decides to put $2 in his pocket and gives the men $3, giving $1 to each man. So, the room ended up costing each man $9, right?

Here's the riddle. Each man paid $9 to the hotel, Three times $9 is $27. And the bell boy has $2, that's $29. Where did the other dollar (from the original $30) go?

2006-06-30 10:49:53 · 12 answers · asked by Answer Schmancer 5

2006-06-30 10:39:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent
over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy
took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the
pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
Princess, I'll stay with you and do *Anything* you want." Again the
boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a beautiful
Princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do *Anything* you
want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The boy said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for
girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool."

2006-06-30 10:30:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating curds and weigh...do you know what curds and weigh is???

2006-06-30 10:22:42 · 17 answers · asked by j_montgomery_50 2

an old man in his mid eighties gets up from his recliner and puts on his coat. Noticing his weird behavior his wife asks what he's doing. He says, "I'm going to the doctor." She asks "Why are you sick?" He says "No, I'm going to get me some of that viagra stuff." The old lady struggles to get up out of her own recliner and starts putting on her own coat. The man asks "Where the hell are you going." She said "To the doctor." He asked "Why what do you need?" She said "If you're gonna start using that old rusty thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

2006-06-30 10:21:55 · 7 answers · asked by ticklefoot 4

if u guess correctly ill email u a cupcake

2006-06-30 10:16:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-30 09:58:45 · 14 answers · asked by wittes 1

No sick jokes, please.

2006-06-30 09:57:31 · 9 answers · asked by Waffle! 3

2006-06-30 09:57:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-30 09:44:23 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous

unscramble these letters to get the answer tspenprrayuh. the first word has 5 letters the second word should have 7 letters. thanks for your help it's always appreciated.

2006-06-30 09:44:10 · 2 answers · asked by precious 2