if you give me good reason
2006-06-30 11:13:02 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because I'm not going to ask where your question is and I waited long enough to be the second answer, and because I think you are too darn cute ;o)
2006-06-30 11:17:03 · answer #1 · answered by ronrlogan 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
The Lady and the Priest
A lady on a flight seated next to a priest says," I purchased a sophisticated electronic hair remover. I paid a lot for it and I fear they will confiscate it from me. Could you perhaps pass it through Customs for me under your robes?"
"I could my dear, only I am not able to lie."
And with that she hands him the hair remover.
After landing they proceed through Customs.
"Father, do you have anything to declare?" asks the Customs officer.
"From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my son."
"And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to declare?" asks the Customs officer.
The father replies, "I have a marvelous little instrument destined to be used on a woman, but which has never yet been used"
Roaring with laughter, the Custom's officer says, "Go right through, Father. Next!"
2006-07-01 02:13:11 · answer #2 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you just said that you'd choose me for the best answer!
2006-06-30 18:18:12 · answer #3 · answered by ☼Shiloh☼ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I'm a Leo and i usually get what i want. And I would really like 10 points right about now.
2006-06-30 18:53:51 · answer #4 · answered by Snowy86 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll refrain from giving you the BAD reason I was about to give-- is that good enough...?
2006-06-30 19:38:37 · answer #5 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give you the answer to the ultimate question....
42
2006-06-30 18:18:26 · answer #6 · answered by LUIS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
becasue u are the most beautiful girl in the whole world. u take my breath away. u are the most dazzling person i have ever seen. and have i told u that i love u. and u look just like that super model i saw today. u are truly the prettiest girl in the world. love ya*
2006-06-30 20:35:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will answer any of your questions that I know exist and rate your answers on my questions as the best answer.
2006-06-30 18:17:48 · answer #8 · answered by insertnamehere :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you don't pick me as the best answer then I'll report you for not asking a question.....lol just kidding..i don't know pick me because i just asked you to and because i love points and because i don't know?
2006-06-30 18:41:49 · answer #9 · answered by MELISSA&ERIC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is dis points realli important dat every1 has to write so silly answer and why are you asking some moronic question and i think i jus wasted my tym writing this hey 1 question
can i luv u
2006-06-30 18:51:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no reason needed, you just know I'm obviously the best!
2006-06-30 18:38:50 · answer #11 · answered by RenLeighann :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋