Sure, I know he was acquitted, but let's face it. He's a mark! Here's one of my faves:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.
2006-06-30 11:24:42 · 11 answers · asked by tangerine 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did you hear Michael Jackson is doing a remake of a famous beatles song...? Here's how it goes:
"And when the cupboard's bare
I'll still find something there
with MY GLOVE
It's understood
It's in the hands of MY GLOVE
And MY GLOVE does it good
(Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!)
MY GLOVE does it good-- to me!
2006-06-30 12:42:44 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Any 'good' Michael Jackson jokes? Nope. Know most of the bad ones though
2006-06-30 22:34:22 · answer #2 · answered by niakbor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag? One is plastic and harmful to children,the other you carry groceries in.
2006-06-30 22:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by MrBudbag 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im sorry to say this about michael jackson because i have nothign against michael jacksonn but heres one ive heard:
what do michael jackson and PSP have in common?....
little boys both turn them on
2006-06-30 19:07:08 · answer #4 · answered by chanel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's a couple.....
no offense intended
did you hear that michael jackson was found guilty of a meth crime?
he took a little boy out to never land ranch and "methed" with him
In celebration for his longivity in the entertainment business...mcdonalds came out with a jackson burger...a 40 year old piece of meat in a twelve year old bun
what can you find in a twelve year old boys pants that is slightly brown... michael jacksons' hand
2006-06-30 19:52:04 · answer #5 · answered by jeremy t 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Michael Jackson has more talent in his little finger than you have in your whole body!!
Guess the joke's on you!!
â¥â¥We Love You Michael!!!!â¥â¥
2006-06-30 23:07:03 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's not really a joke but:Michael Jackson is a *****,he used used to play with little toys but now he plays with little boys.
2006-06-30 19:47:03 · answer #7 · answered by ~*♥Ellie♥*~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one in yahoo answers the other day and thought it was cute:
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? from a catalog.
2006-06-30 18:38:23 · answer #8 · answered by Nece 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to say I heard he has a knack for being really nosy, but then again, his nose fell off into the ocean when he was flying over with his entourage of children who wear blankets over their faces!
2006-06-30 18:29:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a. whats his name?
b.michael jackson
a.whats the color of unders is he wearing?
b.blue
a.where did he end up?
b.up
a. michael jackson blue up! lol.....
2006-06-30 21:43:55 · answer #10 · answered by AvesPro 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋