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A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent
over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy
took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the
pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
Princess, I'll stay with you and do *Anything* you want." Again the
boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a beautiful
Princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do *Anything* you
want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The boy said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for
girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool."

2006-06-30 10:30:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

I thought you were saying hi to me! Lol

2006-06-30 10:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by princess 2 · 1 1

That's awesome. Four Stars! Bravo!

2006-06-30 17:33:06 · answer #2 · answered by Answer Schmancer 5 · 0 0

Very funny

2006-07-01 01:59:41 · answer #3 · answered by isseybarbie 3 · 0 0

haha!!! i've seen that joke on like a card or something but even the second time it's hilarious!

2006-06-30 17:40:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL~so funny

2006-06-30 22:47:54 · answer #5 · answered by earl_puff 2 · 0 0

ha

2006-06-30 17:42:47 · answer #6 · answered by fishy 2 · 0 0

ha ha i liked that

2006-06-30 17:37:37 · answer #7 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0 0

that was really funny

2006-06-30 18:09:49 · answer #8 · answered by nubia004 1 · 0 0

loll ..sry 10stars

2006-06-30 21:51:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that's pretty funny!

2006-06-30 19:12:13 · answer #10 · answered by sixteensgrl 5 · 0 0

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