A duck goes into a market and asks the guy behind the counter if they have any duck food.
The guy says no sorry, we dont have any duck food.
The next day the duck goes back to the market and asks the guy again if they have any duck food. the man replies - sorry still no duck food.
The third day the duck goes into the market and asks the man if he has any duck food and the man says - I told you WE DONT HAVE DUCK FOOD!!!
The fourth day the duck goes to the market and asks the man if he has any duck food - the man replies - I TOLD YOU WE DONT HAVE ANY DUCK FOOD. If you come in here and ask me again I am going to nail your damn head into the floor....
The fifth day the duck walks into the market and he asks the man if he has any nails. The man says, no we dont have any nails, so the duck says good - do you have any duck food????
har har har har har
2006-06-30 11:39:55 · 11 answers · asked by cyndi71mom 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ta he he he! Not a lame duck at all! Good joke. Another one! Tell another one!!
2006-06-30 11:43:13 · answer #1 · answered by Sleek 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah ive heard it but i also luv to tell it. i heard the duck asked for grapes tho.
2006-06-30 19:30:55 · answer #2 · answered by lovetaughtmetodie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-06-30 18:42:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That jokes not lame, it's one of my favorites.
2006-06-30 21:29:29 · answer #4 · answered by kennethleemcdaniel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A real knee slapper!
2006-06-30 19:44:23 · answer #5 · answered by Jenny A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it isn't lame
2006-06-30 18:43:17 · answer #6 · answered by SpideR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha.....but not cry ur eyes out funny
2006-06-30 19:13:13 · answer #7 · answered by Ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it. its cute
2006-06-30 18:42:05 · answer #8 · answered by jane8012 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It IS funny!!!
2006-06-30 19:27:34 · answer #9 · answered by CD 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its adorable
2006-06-30 19:03:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋