2006-06-30 09:44:23 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well you see, to understand what happened to the chicken you have to understand who the chicken was. She didn't want to cross the road. No man, she wanted some of that good old **** a'doodle doo! She went to he friends house looking to score some feed ya know. and her friend was like sittin on some eggs and was like "hey did you see that new rooster? He was like ahhh and I was like oohhhh!" and then she is like "naaaaw?!?" and then she is like "WHAA?" and then she like goes to check em out and he's there with this other chicken and she's like " I don't want no fricken rooster that is with some other chicken-head. and her friends like yeah let's call my brother's crew. And they went out in this stylin 1964 impala with 20 inch rims and flaming worms painted down the side. Had a liscence plate that said McNugFARM and they rolled up and ONLY then did they realize that they had to cross the road..
I am sure you can guess as to what happened to the rooster and the chicken that was on the first side of the road. And it just goes to show you that you just can't keep a good chicken down. More on news at Eleven!
2006-06-30 09:55:29 · answer #1 · answered by Charles G 3 · 6⤊ 4⤋
well ya see... the chicken wasn't havin' such a hot day so he's just walking down the road minding his own business thinking about his horrible day... he had lost his job at the egg laying factory (he's a boy laying chicken i guess), his wife left him and took the baby eggs with her, and he lost his super cool chicken mobile on a bet... so he's walking... and he looks at this crosswalk with a red light, telling him not to go... well his day's sucked so far and he realizes that this is a symbol of all of his life... people telling him what to do... so he starts crossing the road and TA DA! thats the end... and they lived happily ever after except for the chicken cause he ends up getting run over anyways... i made this WHOLE thing up... could you tell i was bored?
2006-06-30 11:10:04 · answer #2 · answered by D.K. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude i have to say first of all get a life and to the chicken question i must tell you that the chicken did not voluntarilly walk across the road he was forced by the cruel and sedictive farmer called jim bob
2006-06-30 09:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because that road crossed the chicken's trust a long time ago
2006-06-30 09:48:08 · answer #4 · answered by tenteus2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he f--in wanted to...man why cant society just leave the freakin chicken alone go watch the bear cross the road man i feel for the chicken poor thing :(
2006-06-30 09:55:13 · answer #5 · answered by JML 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it was fed up with seeing the zebra crossing and wanted a slice of the action for itself.
2006-06-30 10:51:45 · answer #6 · answered by Midnight Dynamo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was on a journey. You see it had found this magic ring and was being chased by these ugly birds on horses. They were trying to take the ring back to their master, but the chicken was trying to get to the swan's village to find someone who could destroy the ring before the ugly birds forced him to give it to them.
2006-06-30 09:54:57 · answer #7 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why does anyone cross the road-to get to the other side!(usually)
2006-06-30 10:27:03 · answer #8 · answered by ruhhsoo251 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well the chicken actually mistaked itself for a turtle y'kno one of those species confused chickens. ive seen a couple of those before.
2006-06-30 10:00:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Pamela Anderson was on the other side
2006-06-30 09:54:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋