Jokes & Riddles (Entertainment & Music) - June 2006

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Bill Gates.?

Would you do bill gates for half his money? I know it sounds like a stupid question but I actually found it quite amusing =p.
I mean I am not gay, but 25 Billion dollars is an awful lot of money...

2006-06-29 17:01:34 · 9 answers · asked by Ahmed 2

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Why did Moses build the ark...?

2006-06-29 17:00:27 · 18 answers · asked by Derrick 3

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if you are in high school and in 10 th grade what r u?

a jr. or a sophmore what i neeeeed to know

2006-06-29 16:58:23 · 10 answers · asked by yemenprincesss 1

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Wouldn't you say that??

A man who stands on toilet....is high on pot.

2006-06-29 16:58:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

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what is your favourite joke?

thanks!

2006-06-29 16:56:17 · 19 answers · asked by The greatest and the best. 5

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What is the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you?

2006-06-29 16:50:55 · 6 answers · asked by tres 2

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if i painted a one story house be pink?

pink on the outside and inside including foods,tv,and mirrors what color would the stairs be?

2006-06-29 16:47:22 · 12 answers · asked by suckerlongpimp 1

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if i said you had a beautiful baggy would you smoke a bit with me?

2006-06-29 16:44:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Why do lady skydivers wear tampons when they dive?

So they won't whistle all the way down------

2006-06-29 16:32:29 · 10 answers · asked by bettyboop 6

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Another jokes and riddles?

Can u spel we in 2 letters wid out using we?
Can u spell composition with 2 letters?
Can u spell electricity with 3 lettrs?
if u add 2 forgot and 2 forgot wat do u get?

2006-06-29 16:28:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Another head scratcher. 10pts?

There are 4 women who want to cross a bridge. They all begin on the same side. You have 17 minutes to get all of them across to the other side. It is night. There is one flashlight. A maximum of two people can cross at one time. Any party who crosses, either 1 or 2 people, must have the flashlight with them. The flashlight must be walked back and forth, it cannot be thrown, etc. Each woman walks at a different speed. A pair must walk together at the rate of the slower woman's pace.Woman 1: 1 minute to cross

Woman 2: 2 minutes to cross
Woman 3: 5 minutes to cross
Woman 4: 10 minutes to cross

For example if Woman 1 and Woman 4 walk across first, 10 minutes have elapsed when they get to the other side of the bridge. If Woman 4 then returns with the flashlight, a total of 20 minutes have passed and you have failed the mission. What is the order required to get all women across in 17 minutes? Now, what's the other way?
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I'll vote for best answer. :P

2006-06-29 16:28:39 · 13 answers · asked by Katzeyes 2

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As you are now, so once was I...as I am now, so you shall be...what am I?

2006-06-29 16:28:23 · 10 answers · asked by screwedover1motime 2

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10 points,for the first one who gets it right?

What does an airplane and a woman have in common?

2006-06-29 16:26:49 · 19 answers · asked by viper 3

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The old man shook it and shook it...the lady picked up her dress and took it..What is it?

American Folklore

2006-06-29 16:25:32 · 14 answers · asked by screwedover1motime 2

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uncle ben and aunt jemima got married uncle ben took on aunt jemimas last name what is his married name ?

Ben jemima get it Benjemomma Funny yes or no

2006-06-29 16:23:42 · 11 answers · asked by mdboomskwad.mc4u 4

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Riddle (my uncle told me this one)?

You're in a solid concrete box. All there is is a tiny air hole, a saw, and a round table. How do u get out?

2006-06-29 16:10:42 · 20 answers · asked by minniemouse493 3

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Thanks everyone for sharing your funny jokes and riddles..:)?

Post more you guys rocks!!! cheers to you all!!! :)

2006-06-29 16:09:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Iv'e got a riddle! Anyone want 10pts?

You've got someone working for you for seven days and a gold bar to pay them. The gold bar is segmented into seven connected pieces. You must give them a piece of gold at the end of every day. If you are only allowed to make two breaks in the gold bar, how do you pay your worker?
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I'll vote for the answer I feel is best of course. :P

2006-06-29 16:02:04 · 20 answers · asked by Katzeyes 2

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Joke for today >>> Why are Indians more likely to be killed if...?

Why are Indians more likely to be killed if there is a fire in the MRT??? (People ever been in Singapore MRT will understand)

2006-06-29 15:50:35 · 5 answers · asked by a V a 4

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How can there be self-help groups?

You cant self-help if you are in a group now can you.....

2006-06-29 15:48:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

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riddle: Why do hens lay eggs..............?

:)

2006-06-29 15:46:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

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riddle: What has four legs and one arm.............?

gud luck! :)

2006-06-29 15:44:31 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

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lets see if u can answer dis its realli easy?

how long shud a person's leg shud it be?
wat is coming but never arrives?

2006-06-29 15:44:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

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If one synchronized swimmer dies do the rest have to die too?

2006-06-29 15:43:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Why do they call it a T.V. set when you only get one?

2006-06-29 15:42:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Why is there braille on the drive thru ATM machines?

what blind person do you kno that drives?

2006-06-29 15:33:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Tell me your embarrassing stories or give me jokes?

I really want to laugh right now, so can you guys give me the best embarrassing story or a really good joke? either is fine. lets see what you guys have.

2006-06-29 15:33:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

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