Thanks everyone for sharing your funny jokes and riddles..:)?

Question

Post more you guys rocks!!! cheers to you all!!! :)

wow! it is.. thanks for sharing yours * Kai Guy*.. do appreciate it..:) have a good day sir!

thanks *fire* unfortunately it's the law..he had to...lolz... good one!

Answer 1

Flowers for you too L4A !

Answer 2

A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of
mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination
hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit
of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing
the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for
tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the
class is still working furiously.

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the
coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her
and asks what is happening.

"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "And as I have more
time left, I'm rechecking my answers."

Answer 3

there was this guy, see, and his name was jimmy. once when he was a boy a women asked him to stand on his knees. when he did the women jacked his purse and ran away but the boy couldnt get up because he had arthritis. so he crawled to a well and fell in. then that rescue dog came and went to a farmer and the farmer said to the dog " whta, jimmy's stuck in the well" and it turned out that the wife of the farmer (who was extremely rich since like 4 seconds ago) was the women who took the purse!!!

IRONY!!!

Answer 4

knock knock....
(cant stand those jokes)
never say to a cop....
hold my beer while i grab my liscence
sorry officer i ddint my radar detectar was unplugged
you musta been doing 125 to keep up with me Good job
are you andy or barny
i thought you had to be in relativly good physical condition to be a cop
your not gonna check the trunk are ya

Answer 5

Do u want me post in this or in main stream??