2006-06-29 16:50:55 · 6 answers · asked by tres 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i heard this strange noise from be hind me and a strange oder filled the room and my but vibrated
how weird
2006-06-29 16:59:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I woke up at the top of a cell phone tower on top of Bugar Mountain in Forsyth County GA once. Had no idea how I got there, and it was like 8:00 in the morning. I was completely alone. Apparently I got drunk with a couple of my old band members and we snuck under the fence and climbed up there. They couldn't wake me up and obviously couldn't carry me down a ladder. So they let me stay there all night. At least I had good service on my phone to get someone to come pick me up. I just didn't know exactly how to tell them to get there....
2006-06-29 23:55:59 · answer #2 · answered by Rockstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i was little, i played hide-n-seek with my cousins at my uncle's house. i hid in the shower. then, a lady came in to use the toilet. i didn't know it till i heard her put the toilet seat down (she already had her pants off.) i sat there in the shower waiting for her to finish, but suddenly, i made the biggest fart and she screamed when she saw me. i got grounded after that.
2006-06-30 00:10:59 · answer #3 · answered by hpadillajr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey fool! this is allison whats up! um well lets see......... okay well i was emailing you and then all of a sudden i heard a knocking at the window so i ran away and called my mom and she looked outside and it was only the sprinkler lol! and trixie was like howling!
2006-06-29 23:57:21 · answer #4 · answered by flossygal501 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had just had sex and the girl walked to the bathroom...lifted up her leg...quiffed....and a big *** loogie twirled out of her yu-hoo and feel on the floor...it even made a weird sound...i was HORRIFIED!!! i dry heaved for about 2 hrs...and she had the nerve to ask me what was wrong!!!
2006-06-30 01:03:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
reaching over to pick up what i thought was toothpaste to brush my teeth and it was not that but was ointment of some kind.Yuk!!
2006-06-30 00:31:42 · answer #6 · answered by nancy a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋