((No offense to the Talibanians, No praise to the Texans))
A huge force of Talibanians were storming along when they stopped behind a hill for a rest. While they were resting, the General heard a shout from the other side of the hill.
"I bet one Texan can take on ten Talibanians!"
The General, feeling slightly sorry for the Texan, sent ten of his best soldiers over the hill to kill the Texan. There was a moment or two of gunfire, and the General heard another shout.
"I be one Texan can take on a hundred Talibanians!"
The General, slightly angry, sent 100 of his finest (remaining) soldiers over to kill the Texan. There was a minute or so of gunfire, and then the General heard another shout.
"I bet one Texan can take on a thousand Talibanians!"
The General, completely furious, sent 10,000 of his finest (remaining) soldiers to completely surprise and obliterate the Texan. There was about ten minutes of gunfire before a mortally wounded Talibanian crawled over the hill. The General ran up to him to hear is last words.
"Don't send any more. There are TWO Texans!"
2006-06-29 17:01:01
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answered by forealmsnwn 2
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Yo Momma So Poor..Her Face Is Printed On Tha Front Of Food Stamps..lol
2006-06-30 00:05:59
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answered by Mz-MostHated265 2
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George Bush is sitting in his office relaxing and doing a puzzle. Soon, he begins to get frustrated, so he calls up Dick Cheney and says, "Uncle Dicky Dick! Uncle Dicky Dick! I can't get this puzzle together! Come help me!" Dick Cheney appears a little later and, without looking at the puzzle, asks George what the picture on the box is. George replies, "a rooster!" Cheney takes a long look, then simply says, "George, put the Cornflakes back in the box."
2006-06-30 00:11:24
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answered by Cat Loves Her Sabres 6
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Jenny was trying to do a puzzle, but finally called her boyfriend, Mike, and said "Mike, come over and help me do this puzzle. I have no idea how to get it started."
"What's it of?" Mike asked.
"According to the picture on the box, its a tiger," Jenny answered. So Mike came over, looked at the pieces and said, "Jenny, go relax. I can see we're never going to start or finish this puzzle. I'll clean up the pieces."
Then Mike sighed and put the Frosted Flakes back in the box.
2006-06-30 01:03:41
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answered by Tobin Green 2
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A preacher and friend are golfing, and the preacher takes a shot." Nice shot,reverend! "Thank you, my son." Then the fellow takes a swing and yells Dammit I missed! My son, please don't swear, the Lord will punish you. Sorry, father, it won't happen again. The fellow swings again and misses. Dammit I missed! he yells. The pastor shakes his head slowly. The fellow swings for the third time and throws the club to the ground. Dammit I missed!! A bolt of lightning comes out of the clear sky and kills the preacher. A voice booms out of the sky DAMMIT I MISSED!
2006-07-10 11:35:20
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answered by Thomas E 7
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3 men show up at an old ladies house after being chased by the police and ask her to hide them the lady responds "i will hide you if u return here tomorrow morning with a fruit" all 3 men agreed.
the next morning the 1st man shows up with an apple and ask "what did you want the fruit for?" and she responds i want to shove it up your a** and if you laugh or cry you will go to heaven" so she shoved it up his a** and the man cryed then was off to heaven.
Next the second guy shows up with an orange and ask "what did you want this fruit for and the lady responds "i want to shove it up you a** if you laugh or cry you will go to heaven" so she shove it up his a** and the man laughs and heads up to heaven and when he gets there the firt man asked "why did you laugh that hurt like hell?" and he responds "because the third guy has a watermelon"!!!!
2006-07-06 15:30:47
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answered by LaLo 3
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Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like? The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.
2006-06-30 00:24:37
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answered by gettingmadtoday 5
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Local police found an apparent murder victim today. She was on her kitchen floor and it appeared that some one had drowned her by holding her head in the kitchen sink which was filled with cornflakes and milk.
Police are looking for:
a cereal killer!
2006-07-11 20:05:30
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answered by Anonymous
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One morning, a man was leaving his house to head to work. After locking his front door, he turned around, looked down and saw a snail on his porch. He then picked up the snail, threw it across the street and headed to work. A year later, after the man had locked up, he turned around, looked down and again saw the snail on his porch. The snail then looked up and him and said,
"Hey, What the hell was that for?"
2006-06-30 00:33:22
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answered by WhateverHappened2MyLunchbox? 2
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ITS ABOUT 2 NUN'S who come to a big city from a small village
there they eat hot dog & later when sit together ask each other
"which part did u got"
2006-07-11 05:53:22
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answered by Anonymous
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