Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

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2006-06-29 15:18:11 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

But Jack wasn't nimble, he wasn't quick, he jumped too low and burned his ____.

2006-06-29 15:14:57 · 19 answers · asked by opjames 4

bytting into an apple and fiding half of a worm in it.

2006-06-29 14:59:55 · 19 answers · asked by what is the good word? 4

I walked across the London bridge i met a London man he tipped his hat and drew his cane in this riddle i said his name....... IT IS NOT DREW IF THAT IS YOUR ANSWER PLEASE DONT BOTHER YOU WILL NOT GET THE 10 POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-29 14:59:46 · 15 answers · asked by burnt bob 4

I posted this earlier..just "refreshing" it because it's fun!

This is funny! A little light humor -- good for the soul!! (lol)

Pick the month you were born in:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I did the macarena with
April--I played with
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I sang to
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I smoked
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------an immigrant
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13-------Chuck Norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball bat

2006-06-29 14:56:54 · 24 answers · asked by Gabby_Gabby_Purrsalot 7

2006-06-29 14:56:40 · 8 answers · asked by ladysodivine 6

2006-06-29 14:45:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.rodneycarrington.com/dearpenis.php

2006-06-29 14:43:16 · 12 answers · asked by stone cold 4

I got this from a forward some of you might have seen these but for those of you that haven't here ya go!

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
Yeah someone has a lot of time on there hands ♥

2006-06-29 14:26:36 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

2006-06-29 14:13:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

my bf just asked me this today... at first i didnt get it but then he told me the answer...... what animals do think they are....gimmie your best answer!!

2006-06-29 14:12:14 · 7 answers · asked by Pippi 2

Why is it that when you are a person who enjoys receiving a good joke and givinga good joke people call you stupid or dumb what is with that i like my silly self and i may live longer because of my bright and funny personality people enjoy my presence.

2006-06-29 14:10:04 · 7 answers · asked by mdboomskwad.mc4u 4

Clue #1

The namesake of this ancient place is a geometrically shaped body of water, the largest of its type within an entire landmass of some size.

Clue #2

Its immediate surrounding area is famed for silversmithing, an animal with unusual eyes, and fish that would make any dieter happy.

whoever gets this right gets 10 points!

2006-06-29 13:58:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-29 13:38:21 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

jokes ? all are wellcome no joke off limets.

2006-06-29 13:34:35 · 10 answers · asked by david k 1

2006-06-29 13:33:11 · 20 answers · asked by rljmmp 3

....but if it rains a lot, I won't want to use it.

2006-06-29 13:30:30 · 13 answers · asked by kevyn_uk 2

11 pairs were hanging high
11 kings came riding by
each took a pear
but there were still 11 there

how can that be?
first correct answer wins!

2006-06-29 13:29:59 · 11 answers · asked by steponme 2

1. if its all the same to you, i wont be coming to work. the voices told me to clean all my guns today
2. on saturday, i set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour, and the other half back an hour and spent 18 hours in some freaky kind of spce time continum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). i was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source in the house, while simutaniously rapping my dog on the snout with a rolled up newspaper. accordingly i will either be in either late, or early
3. i cant come in to work today because ill be stalking my previuos boss. he fired me for no showing up at work
4. yes, i seem to have contracted some attention deficit disorder. and hey, how about that game saturday night, huh/ so, i wont be able to, yes, could i help you? no, no, ill be sticking with my existing telecommunications carrier, but than you for calling
5. constipation has made me a walking time bomb
6. i prefer to be an enigma

2006-06-29 13:27:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

im a girl...and own heaps of horses and love them whats my name? one answer per person winner will be notified on question as soon as they get it right
HINT dont say names that other people say coz u will be wrong!

2006-06-29 13:26:36 · 21 answers · asked by Prof. Horse Rider 2

2006-06-29 13:25:29 · 9 answers · asked by §†êþhåñïê»-(¯`v´¯)-» 3

2006-06-29 13:18:36 · 15 answers · asked by andrew d 2

made you look.told you not to open,now that was funny,hahahahahahahahahaha

2006-06-29 13:18:25 · 24 answers · asked by what is the good word? 4

in a mailbox?

2006-06-29 13:15:49 · 35 answers · asked by andrew d 2

2006-06-29 13:10:15 · 13 answers · asked by bobby 3

2006-06-29 13:03:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-29 13:01:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

give me your longest word...

J U H Y O E R R A K

2006-06-29 12:53:44 · 16 answers · asked by AZRAEL Ψ 5

I want you to come up with something that will make me laugh the person with the best one gets 10 points!

2006-06-29 12:53:21 · 20 answers · asked by dave a 3

in and alley in a bad neighbor hood at night?

2006-06-29 12:24:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous