my brother always picks on me how do i get him back!?

Answer 1

kick him in the balls

Answer 2

Do a prank like this one: wait until he is sleeping. Put some whip cream in one of his hands. Now tickle his nose with a feather. He should smack his face if he does the wrong hand, hold that hand down and tickle his nose. Now stick his dirty hand in a bowl of lukewarm water. This will clean his hand and cause him to pee his pants. Before he wakes up take the bowl away (but wakes a while for this so he has time to pee). Have a friend come in and she can draw a mustache and unibrow on him while he is sleeping. When he wakes up and leaves his room tape a needle to the doorknob on the inside of the room and tape a balloon to the wall and shut the door so when he comes in his room the balloon pops and he gets scared. If your mom asks you if you put the whip cream on his face, put the water in his pants, and drew on his head you can honestly say "no" because you put th whip cream in his hand, put the his hand in the water, and a friend drew on his face not you.

Answer 3

this is what i did to my cousin.
he always picked on me so one day was my sweet revenge.
i put liquid laxative on his milk shake then i told him to go to te near by park to walk and play... hehe he he he guess what there was NO RESTROOM so he poop on his pants (he was 13) so that was a big big embarassment to him. he did not know that it was me the cause of his sudden poopie moment. n then i did it again when his friends where in the house. so the whole time he was in the restroom.

Answer 4

Mock him...it always pisses off my brother when I do it. I also grabbed his nose while saying 'honk honk' and pulled his ears saying 'tweet tweet'; now whenever I say that he covers said appendage and runs away. If push comes to shove smack him on the back of the head; if he's too tall, tackle him, then smack him on the back of the head. :D ;D

Answer 5

pick on him. tease him about something that really really bothers him. get inside his head. or just wait until ur mad enough one day and strangle him. sure u might go to jail but at least when u get out he wont be there to pick on anymore. lol really tho dont try that second idea.

Answer 6

1) Kick him in the balls
2) Put a handful of dirt in his car engine or sugar in gas tank
3) Mayonaisse in his bed every night
4) Stick your finger in your butt then force him to smell it
5) Eat his favorite piece of chicken
6) Put laxatives in his food or drink
7) Run all the hot water before he showers
8) Kill him with kindness
9) Stick holes in his condoms
10) Tell all the ugly girls he wants them

Answer 7

Hmm...lets see. I would tell him to come outside. Then hit him with a water balloon, then kick him in the balls. Like that person said.

Answer 8

Pick right back don't let him know your intimidated by him because then he will just continue on doing it.

Answer 9

if he is older do the shaving cream in the hand and tickle his face..... SPAT... if he is younger put a fake what ever he is scared of on his chest while he is sleeping and scream OMG loook

Answer 10

when he goes to sleep make some warm water and slip his hand in it. find a nice spot to sit he will pee all over himself and this will wake him up just smile and say wow now thats nasty.

Answer 11

Put Saran wrap over the toilet and when he pisses he will have a splash back on him