I played with a stuffed animal because I'm sexy!?

Question

I posted this earlier..just "refreshing" it because it's fun!

This is funny! A little light humor -- good for the soul!! (lol)

Pick the month you were born in:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I did the macarena with
April--I played with
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I sang to
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I smoked
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------an immigrant
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13-------Chuck Norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball bat

26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------my science teacher
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because im NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy and do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm cool.
Gray--------Because I was drunk
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
None------Because I cant control myself

Put the phrases together, and post as your answer!

Answer 1

I ran over my dog B cuz Im sexy & I do what I want & B cuz I was high.
THIS IS FUNNY YET SILLY.
GOOD ONE!!!
"I have on a blue & white sleeveless shirt".
that is why it came out the way it is.

Answer 2

I ran over my terrific buddy via fact I hate myself. My sister's: I smacked a homeless guy via fact i like my relatives. My different sister's: I sang to a crammed animal via fact i'm a psycho (kinda real) i replaced into basically experimenting. i think of the funniest i will make up in this record is: i began out a band with a soda via fact i'm beautiful. HAHAHAHA

Answer 3

I did the macarena with a gangster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Answer 4

i kicked a fork in 1977 but, i'm wearing a hawaiian tourist shirt (cause i wanna feal like i'm on vacation or something). maybe i should have sex with this sock monkey before i slit it's thoat and throw it in the alley. i'd hate to contribute to the whole gratitous violence scene.

Answer 5

I smoked a stuffed animal because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

Actually, it was a Beanie Baby.
And DEAD SEXY is a more appropriate label.
LOL ... cute and fun!

Answer 6

I smoked myself beacause that's how I roll. Lol Too bad more people didn't post fun things like this.

Answer 7

I kicked a gangster Because im sexy and do what I want.
or
I kicked a gangster Because that's how I roll.

Answer 8

I smoked a monster because I was drunk.what an interesting way to find out birthdays, if this were for illegal credit reasons-I'd say "go ahead, you can only make it better!"

Answer 9

I kicked chuck norris because i can't control myself

Answer 10

I murdered a llama because that's how I roll.