Blonde jokes anyone? I mean brunnette jokes anyone?

Answer 1

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?

Answer 2

Blond and Brunette


A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good looking handsom man gets on.

So then the brunette turns to the blond and says, "Wow", he is so good looking, but that dandruff on him is a real turn off".

"I think we should give him some Head and Shoulders!" said the brunette.

All of a sudden the blond turned to the brunette with a confused look and said, "Ok, but how do you give shoulders?"


The Bartender and the Blonde


A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde woman walked in and took a seat at the bar. She ordered up a Coors and sat there drinking for a while. Suddenly, the woman passed out cold on the stool. The bartender had a sudden thought, and so he cautiously looked around. Seeing that no one was around, he closed up the bar, and took advantage of the situation.

The next night, the bartender was, again, working the late shift, but some of his friends stopped by, so he told them about the previous night and his good time with the blonde woman. All of a sudden, the blonde walks in again. The bartender motions to his friends that she is the same lady. The lady sits down at the bar and orders another Coors. Eventually, she passes out. The bartender closes up shop, and him and all his friends take their turns.

The next night, the bartender is working the late shift. His friends show up, with all of their friends, and so there is a huge crowd in the bar. The woman walks in again, orders a Coors, drinks it, and then passes out. So, the barender closes up shop, and everyone has a turn.

The next night, even more people are waiting at the bar. The woman walks in and orders a Budweiser.

The bartender, his plans foiled, asks, "You don't want the usual?"

She looks at him for a minute and shakes her head.
"No. Coors makes my pussy sore!"

Answer 3

there are three girls stuck on an island

2 of them are blonds
1 is a brunette

they have to find a way off the island
so...

1 of the blondes builds a boat with bamboo
another blonde built a plane with all the junk on the
island

the brunette is the smartest and walks cross the bridge

Answer 4

A blond was rowing a boat in the middle of a corn field, when another blond drove up in a convertable, got out and said; You know it is blonds like you that give us a bad name, and if I could swim I would come over there and kick your A**.

Answer 5

why was the blonde so excited when she completed the puzzle in 2 years?

answer- Because the box said from 2-4 years(the box meant age not years)

Answer 6

Not so much a joke as a truth.
"A Blonde by any other name is just a brunette"

Although....

Two blondes girls were talking one day when someone comes up to them and says "What's closer, Florida or the moon?". The blonde turns around and says "Duh, you can't see Florida from here"!

Answer 7

Q: what's black & blue & brown and lying in the side of a ditch?
A: a brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes :)

Answer 8

Why did they invent blonde jokes?
So brunettes & redheads would have something to do on Friday nights.

Answer 9

How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?

She has a tampon stuck behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Answer 10

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?


Tell her to alphabetize M&M's

Answer 11

you must be a blonde to get confused between a blonde and a brunette.