Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

would have been hairyback mountian? Or do you think that would have caused concern among some movie goers?

2006-06-05 14:53:41 · 29 answers · asked by smilesfromred 5

Ok... i work at a grocery store and we have a lot of time on our hands. So today when I was stocking eggs i took one of the brown eggs and put it in with a bunch of white eggs... Then I taped a note on the inside that said "Segregation is Wrong"

2006-06-05 14:48:53 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous

If you get my joke right i will pick you as best answer!!!!

2006-06-05 14:44:46 · 20 answers · asked by sillychika4ya 1

A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swings him around in a circle. The bartender says, " Hey buddy, what are you doing?"

And the blind man says, " Don't mind me, I'm just looking around."

:)

2006-06-05 14:41:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

There was a young Lady called tart
Who felt she needed a fart
She stepped outside
And to her surprise
Blew over a horse and cart

2006-06-05 14:35:20 · 9 answers · asked by bassplayinmonkey 3

I just heard about a new poll about divorces in America and apparently Y!A is the third leading cause of divorce in the U.S. behind money and adultery.

Do you think Y!A should use this poll as an advertising tool?

2006-06-05 14:09:51 · 14 answers · asked by smilesfromred 5

2006-06-05 13:56:34 · 8 answers · asked by pitbullcopper2004 5

A tumble turd is a bug that rolls turds into balls,then they lay there eggs in them to be hatched and the young tumble turds eat the turds.

2006-06-05 13:54:30 · 3 answers · asked by americanmalewhite 2

2006-06-05 13:43:26 · 13 answers · asked by Pvt. Andrew Malone 5

there are 3 people ... how can they equally take turns using a hydrolic force field around their homes if they life in different states and only have one of them and they don't know how to trans port one>????
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2006-06-05 13:39:22 · 3 answers · asked by James 6

ok i want a good blonde joke, but i only want one per person so dont load me up

2006-06-05 13:27:38 · 11 answers · asked by . 4

what two words have the most letters in it

2006-06-05 13:22:28 · 11 answers · asked by James 6

2006-06-05 13:19:32 · 6 answers · asked by lazydadof4 1

i was walking in a black city i was wearing black no streetlights no moon and s bus saw me in the street and swerved away how is that possible

2006-06-05 13:16:28 · 11 answers · asked by James 6

Pretend I have a nickel, dime, and quarter in my hand. Bobby's Mom had 3 children. One's name was Penny, another was named Nicholas, what was the third kid's name?

2006-06-05 13:06:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-05 12:26:08 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was just getting started there. I am a late bloomer.

2006-06-05 12:10:10 · 13 answers · asked by Laura 4

Can you leave the computer after seeing so cool Yahoo! Answers update?

2006-06-05 12:03:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

none with cex

2006-06-05 11:45:59 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-05 11:39:54 · 12 answers · asked by Nick w 1

2006-06-05 11:38:35 · 18 answers · asked by MojoMan 6

2006-06-05 11:37:51 · 19 answers · asked by MojoMan 6

2006-06-05 11:36:00 · 19 answers · asked by MojoMan 6

2006-06-05 11:35:12 · 17 answers · asked by MojoMan 6

There is a dead monkey and a dead China person!(I feel sorry for the Chinese person!) Who killed those things?

2006-06-05 11:34:49 · 9 answers · asked by Kirby and the Sqeaks 1

Okay, listen carefully.
A tree can go in the Green Glass Door,
but it's leaves can't.
A school can go in, but the kids can't.
a room can go in, but the window can't.
Your foot can go in, but your toes can't.
a sheep can go in, but a goat can't.
what is the secret of the Green Glass Door?

2006-06-05 11:29:44 · 10 answers · asked by Moonlight Rose 3

pants! Whose pants do you think I should party in? Should I send out invitations? Should I bring my camera?

inspired by Mojo :-)

2006-06-05 11:25:46 · 30 answers · asked by smilesfromred 5

2006-06-05 11:24:14 · 1 answers · asked by Coffee-Infused Insomniac 3

2006-06-05 11:18:21 · 4 answers · asked by DJ ABK 3

2006-06-05 11:17:46 · 3 answers · asked by Rachelle 1