ok i want a good blonde joke, but i only want one per person so dont load me up
2006-06-05 13:27:38 · 11 answers · asked by . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
2006-06-05 17:18:42 · answer #1 · answered by Don M 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Smart Blonde
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies...."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
2006-06-05 20:56:42 · answer #2 · answered by mojo jojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is a blonde, a brunette, andf a red head stuck on an island.
there is an island 1 mile away and the brunette trys to swim to the island but drowns after 1/4 of the way. then the red head goes but drowns after swimming 1/2 of the way. then the blonde goes 3/4 of a mile, decides she is tired, and turns around and swims back to the island
ISNT THIS FUNNY!!!!!!
2006-06-05 20:37:14 · answer #3 · answered by oMg_ItS_eViE28 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do yo get when you put a blonde in charge of a pharmacy?
livestock in the ocean
Sorry - just made it up
2006-06-05 20:31:49 · answer #4 · answered by bobiswhat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did the blond het hurt rakeing the leaves? She fell out of the tree HHHHHHHAAAA
2006-06-05 20:48:49 · answer #5 · answered by I LIVE IN YOUR PANTS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool and make her dive in.
2006-06-05 20:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by Elsa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many a dumb blonde is a smart brunette!
2006-06-05 20:38:02 · answer #7 · answered by cooter_1us 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
I know you said just said one but....
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Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
2006-06-05 20:46:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do blondes not eat pickles?
they cant get there head in the jar
2006-06-05 20:36:41 · answer #9 · answered by scruett 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is foreplay for a blonde???????
30 minutes of begging.
2006-06-05 21:27:07 · answer #10 · answered by sassylady1262 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋