Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

Life would have been much more easier ....
if BABy was born 100 years earlier and had taken the over the world by now ???

Don't worry guys......I won't disappoint you....very soon i'll take over this world!!!!

muahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

2006-06-05 18:06:35 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-05 18:05:43 · 6 answers · asked by laylaUnplugged 4

2006-06-05 18:03:50 · 14 answers · asked by laylaUnplugged 4

I mean, your fart (along with other farts) would go into plants, which would produce food, which would feed the hungry.

2006-06-05 17:56:27 · 11 answers · asked by Coffee-Infused Insomniac 3

When asked about his birthday, a man said:

"The day before yesterday I was only 25 and next year I will turn 28."

This is true only one day in a year - when was he born?

2006-06-05 17:52:27 · 11 answers · asked by sammy 3

2006-06-05 17:41:50 · 22 answers · asked by sexy brown eyes 3

2006-06-05 17:41:18 · 6 answers · asked by Coffee-Infused Insomniac 3

A couple was having a discussion about
family finances. Finally the
husband exploded, "If it weren't for my
money, the house wouldn't be
here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if
it weren't for your money, I
wouldn't be here."

Before marriage, a man yearns for the
woman he loves. After marriage,
the "y" becomes silent.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy,
how much does it cost to get
married?" And the father replied, "I
don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

Women are unpredictable. Before
marriage, she expects a man, after
marriage she suspects him, and after
death she respects him.

2006-06-05 17:31:55 · 10 answers · asked by ~ D ~ 1

If your dog is barking at the back door
and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!




Married life is very frustrating. in
the first year of marriage, the
Hubby speaks and the wife listens. In
the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens. In the third
year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.



A couple came upon a wishing well. The
husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny. The wife decided
to make a wish, too. But she
leaned over too much, fell into the
well, and drowned. The husband was
stunned for a while but then smiled "It
really works!"


A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less
than his wife did.


First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."


A couple was having a discussion about
famil

2006-06-05 17:25:58 · 30 answers · asked by ~ D ~ 1

There are many ways to tell the difference between a real Drivers License and a fake one...if you can tell me 3 ways to tell if they're real or fake 10pts! most of the answers are with the drivers license number and if you could tell me what each number/letter means that just gives you a better chance (and yes i know this because we learned about it in my consumers ed class) have fun!

2006-06-05 17:19:10 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

2006-06-05 17:09:16 · 6 answers · asked by Kirby and the Sqeaks 1

it is the perfect day for me to overtake the world ???

2006-06-05 17:08:09 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have a riddle for you can you get it right?
Its more powerful than God less than the devil,
the rich don't have it,the poor do,If you eat it
you die.What is it?

2006-06-05 17:06:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-05 16:53:01 · 20 answers · asked by Quack Man 1

2006-06-05 16:51:14 · 9 answers · asked by Quack Man 1

2006-06-05 16:47:13 · 16 answers · asked by sammy 3

My away messages are getting old. I need some new ones. anyone got any?
Thanks

2006-06-05 16:29:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

a guy goes to his doctor and the doctor says that "i have bad news and worse news" and the guy says "well was the bad news" and the doctor says "well you have 24 hours to live" and the guy says "well whats the worse news" and the doctor says "i forgot to call you yesterday"

2006-06-05 16:21:48 · 5 answers · asked by brian c 1

Find the number between 1 and 1 million. Closest answer in 3 days wins!!!

2006-06-05 16:19:00 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Kevin while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.

2006-06-05 16:03:40 · 16 answers · asked by sammy 3

the answer is in the question.so be crazy.

answer for what black, white, black, white, black, white -
a penguin that stumbled and rolling down the slope.

2006-06-05 15:59:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

i know this isnt in the right topic, but alot of young people come on here and i need people to help me with my problem. her name is dayday eaton, and we dated for two years, and we broke up about two weeks ago, and i still love her, but i dont think she feels the same. and when i say i love her i mean it cuz its not just some feeling in my stomache like everything else its real, and i know that no matter how many girls i date nobody will ever match up to her. i cant tell her all this cuz she might react wierd, so what should i do? please help. e-mail me or something. my e-mail is d.andre_111@yahoo.com. thanx.

2006-06-05 15:32:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

Let's see who gets this right........

2006-06-05 15:31:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Will give 10 pts to first correct or one that is close..

2006-06-05 15:29:56 · 11 answers · asked by evrythnnxs 4

US or MEXICO?

2006-06-05 15:29:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-05 15:28:25 · 11 answers · asked by EC 2

ANY TYPE BUT NOT WAYY TOO LONG or u discalified

2006-06-05 15:25:57 · 24 answers · asked by hoopygirl2005@yahoo.com 1

2006-06-05 15:16:12 · 5 answers · asked by GoateeBoy 3

I am used to bat with, yet I never get hit. I am naer a ball, but it is never thrown. What am I?
and
What do Moses, Superman and the Cbbage Patch Kids have in common?

2006-06-05 15:03:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

it is easier if you`d seen one.

2006-06-05 14:55:55 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous