2006-06-05 15:28:25 · 11 answers · asked by EC 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why did the chicken cross the road?
2006-06-05 15:51:23 · answer #1 · answered by PIGLETT 4 · 3⤊ 7⤋
Best Short Riddle:
Huh?
2006-06-05 22:32:07 · answer #2 · answered by yyonni 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush
2006-06-05 22:32:22 · answer #3 · answered by kylergsmom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard the one about the bed....?
I can't tell it to you. It hasn't been MADE UP yet.
Old classic: Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon's parents?
Corsican!
Another old classic:
Philosophy professor: Can you tell me who wrote The Critique of Pure Reason...?
Dumb blonde: I can't
Philosophy professor: That's correct.
2006-06-05 22:57:59 · answer #4 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
2006-06-05 22:32:34 · answer #5 · answered by cuckoo meister 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a bottle with a cork, a priceless diamond is in the bottle, how do you get it out without removing or breaking the cork?
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Answer: You push the cork in.
2006-06-05 22:50:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At what time does a chicken crow?
2006-06-05 22:33:05 · answer #7 · answered by Sandy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a philosophy lover such as yourself should appreciate this one:
Is there ?
2006-06-05 22:32:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't think of any right now.
2006-06-05 23:14:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me. I'm only 4'11. Hehe :)
2006-06-06 00:02:08 · answer #10 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who are you??
2006-06-05 22:30:58 · answer #11 · answered by KT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋